I bet when you go to Dick Cheney’s house trick-or-treating, he is one of those guys that tells you you are going to have to spend the night because the bridge is out. - David Letterman
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After
months of the debate, finally a health-care reform bill now exists. The bill’s
official title’s actually HR-3692. 3692, of course, stands for the year they
expect the bill to pass.- Jimmy Fallon
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Nearly half of all U.S. children and 90 percent of black youngsters will be on food stamps at some point during childhood, and fallout from the current recession could push those numbers even higher, researchers say...Also, other researchers have estimated that slightly more than half of adults will use food stamps at some point by age 65.
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That is the name of Sarah Palin's book, “Going Rogue.” And she got a million dollars for that and she is work on the sequel, “Going Shopping.” - David Letterman
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More Await Condoleezza Rice's Book than George W. Bush's or Sarah Palin's; Dick Cheney's Garners the Least Interest
But just — a word of advice now to Oprah Winfrey, be prepared. Don’t underestimate her. Remember how Palin schooled Katie Couric, remember that? - David Letterman
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CNN’s Lou Dobbs recently had to call the police because someone fired shots at his home. Dobbs said he didn’t see or hear the shooter, but described him as Hispanic.- Conan O'Brien
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Magician David Copperfield was granted a six-month delay in a sexual assault lawsuit filed against him by Miss Washington. If he’s convicted, will it really do any good to lock him up? - Laugh Lines
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Do people still bob for apples? Anybody bob for apples for God’s sakes? Bobbing for apples or as Dick Cheney calls it, apple boarding.- David Letterman
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Team members
of Spin Cycle Racing out of Salt Lake City enjoy a ride on their 4th annual
Halloween 'Sumo Ride' Saturday, Oct. 31, 2009 in Salt Lake City. The annual
event organized by Ken Webster, amused motorists with a group of 13 riders, up
from 3 in it's inaugural year.
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