Tuesday edition - November 3 , 2009


Cheney FBI interview: 72 instances of can't recall


Federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald famously declared in the Valerie Plame affair that "there is a cloud over the vice president." Last week's release of an FBI interview summary of Dick Cheney's answers in the criminal investigation underscores why Fitzgerald felt that way.


"Tea Party Activists Are the New GOP"
The Nation. - 11-2-09
Richard Viguerie, the legendary hard-right activist who spent much of the past decade arguing that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were too liberal

Rush Limbaugh calls President Obama's Dover salute a 'photo-op'
New York Daily News - 11-2-09
President Obama salutes the flag-draped casket of a soldier killed Afghanistan at Dover Air Force Base. Rush Limbaugh


I bet when you go to Dick Cheney’s house trick-or-treating, he is one of those guys that tells you you are going to have to spend the night because the bridge is out. - David Letterman



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Disturbing News


After months of the debate, finally a health-care reform bill now exists. The bill’s official title’s actually HR-3692. 3692, of course, stands for the year they expect the bill to pass.- Jimmy Fallon


America: The Land Of the Free Food Stamps


Nearly half of all U.S. children and 90 percent of black youngsters will be on food stamps at some point during childhood, and fallout from the current recession could push those numbers even higher, researchers say...Also, other researchers have estimated that slightly more than half of adults will use food stamps at some point by age 65.





Republican-Shenanigans News


That is the name of Sarah Palin's book, “Going Rogue.” And she got a million dollars for that and she is work on the sequel, “Going Shopping.” - David Letterman


Guess Who's Sponsoring the US Speedskating Team?


Of the many countries participating at the Vancouver Olympics, add Colbert Nation to the list.

On Monday's "The Colbert Report," Stephen Colbert announced his show has become the primary sponsor of the U.S. Speedskating team.



Rock-The-Voter News

Condi Rice Beats Sarah Palin



More Await Condoleezza Rice's Book than George W. Bush's or Sarah Palin's; Dick Cheney's Garners the Least Interest



But just — a word of advice now to Oprah Winfrey, be prepared. Don’t underestimate her. Remember how Palin schooled Katie Couric, remember that? - David Letterman





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Biz-Tech News


CNN’s Lou Dobbs recently had to call the police because someone fired shots at his home. Dobbs said he didn’t see or hear the shooter, but described him as Hispanic.- Conan O'Brien




Bush-Prison-Torture News


Magician David Copperfield was granted a six-month delay in a sexual assault lawsuit filed against him by Miss Washington. If he’s convicted, will it really do any good to lock him up? - Laugh Lines




Go-F**k-Yourself News


Do people still bob for apples? Anybody bob for apples for God’s sakes? Bobbing for apples or as Dick Cheney calls it, apple boarding.- David Letterman




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Team members of Spin Cycle Racing out of Salt Lake City enjoy a ride on their 4th annual Halloween 'Sumo Ride' Saturday, Oct. 31, 2009 in Salt Lake City. The annual event organized by Ken Webster, amused motorists with a group of 13 riders, up from 3 in it's inaugural year.
Photo/Steve C. Wilson





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