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Because his worst fears and predictions have come true, The Large Editor has locked himself in the garage and is drinking heavily.

"If you're not careful, the sun in Florida will tan you too dark to vote."
-- Jon Stewart

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I will really sleep more soundly knowing that homosexuals can no longer get married in Kentucky, Mississippi, the Dakotas, Michigan, Montana, Ohio, Oklahoma and Utah.

What a relief to know that we've met and overcome the threat to our nation posed by same-sex marriage.
Now, if only those states had a ballot measure to ban same-family marriages....

Wayne

Inbreeding is a problem in them red states.

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

• Hungary Sets Iraq Pullout as U.S. Election Ends  Reuters

• Iraqi blast kills oil official CBC News

• Iraqis killed, oil fields struck in latest attacks Houston Chronicle

• Iraqi Education Ministry Hit by Car Bomb; 6 Killed Washington Post 

• Iraq rebels stage fresh attacks Reuters, UK 

• Fallujah residents flee to avoid expected attack on militants San Francisco Chronicle

• Another U.S. Citizen Kidnapped in Iraq  AP

• Report: Iraq contractor snatched CNN International

• Kidnappers threaten to give Hassan to al Qaida Canoe.ca, Canada 

• Arabs Disappointed at Bush Lead, Many See Conflict Reuters

• Iraqis Ignore U.S. Vote Amid Bloodshed  Reuters

• Karzai declared poll winner CNN International 

• Midnight Death Deadline for Afghan Hostages The Scotsman

• Bin Laden Warns of Retaliation for Iraqi Deaths  Reuters

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Hi Lisa,

The election of 2004 did produce one thing...Job security for soldiers and comedians...I'm sorry that Ohio has let us down.

My job is safe, but am I?

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I was hoping that the election (of Kerry) would put you out of business. What happened here reminds me of the Max Cleland defeat in Georgia in 2002. All the exit polls had Cleland leading, like Kerry. At work, all the Bush supporters were thinking of jumping out the windows, and all the newly registered Democratic voters, did they disappear. Goodbye America, hello Bushland.

You can't get rid of me that easily! Even if Kerry had won, AHNC planned to be around for the long haul in the fight against the Far Right.

Disturbing News

• GOP Topples Daschle and Sweeps South  AP

• Iraq Tops President Bush's Policy Goal  AP

• Europe Hoping for More Amiable Bush  AP

• Arctic Melt Accelerates, Governments Split Reuters

Voter Turnout Highest in Three Decades  AP

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Hey,

    I really enjoy your page when I get a chance to read it.  Here are 

a couple of things you may want to call attention to.

    This is a very good analysis of the markets.

http://www.technicalindicatorindex.com/    He's been saying that the

markets are being manipulated but a crash is coming.  The manipulation

only puts it off and insures that it will be worse when it does happen.

He's been having trouble with the timing, one strong indicator says

it'll start on the 17th but the others are so bad he can't see it

holding off that long.

    When I saw how the markets had taken a big jump with the news of

Diebold's victory I could see how that delay could happen.  Mark the

17th on your calendar.  We can only hope that the market meltdown will

burn the shrub.

    Moving on to the "just how bad can it get?" page.  Have you seen

this one?   http://informationclearinghouse.info/article7147.htm   I

think it deserves wide dissemination given Duhbyas predilection for

getting us into wars we can't win.

    Keep up the good work,   Tom

Thanks, Tom.

Halliburton stock has skyrocketed. And Dubya has his finger on 

the nuclear button for  four more years.

I think I need a good cry. But no time for that! I need to check on The Large Editor.

Good News

• California Backs Stem-Cell Research  AP

Biz/Tech News

• Stocks Soar As Bush Wins Another Four Years  AP

• Data Security Breached at Wells Fargo  Los Angeles Times

• U.S. Could Appeal Internet Gambling Rule  AP

• Critical IE Security Problem Reported  NewsFactor

The good news is that I'll be here for four more years at least. Bush did give me job security, after all.

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I guess the day is here.

War is Peace

Freedom is Slavery

Ignorance is Strength

No Child Left Behind is now 2 + 2 = 5

(no name)

America Lost?

By Mark H. Wilson

The myth about the "liberal" press,
is such a joke, it makes one guess
it's all about misinformation,
a way to fool this weary nation

Odd News

• 'Come Bite Me!' Right...  Reuters

• Monkeys at Hindu Temple Attack Children

• Teen's KKK Costume Wins Prize, Suspension  AP

• Five-Year-Old Boy Helps Mom Deliver Baby  AP

• Canada says "kemosabe" not racist  Reuters

• Israeli Women Motorists Dance Nude in India?

• Kerry carries straw poll at famed Paris bar

• British bookmakers report flurry of bets on Kerry victory

Mary Cassat's Smiling Sara in a Big Hat Holding Her Dog (No. 1), circe 1905-1915, a pastel counterproof on Japan paper, is part of an exhibit "Art In The Mirror:The Counterproofs of Mary Cassatt," opening at the Adelson Galleries in New York City. It runs from Nov. 1, 2004 until January 14, 2005. (Adelson Galleries)

Peace.

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