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Thursday edition - November 29, 2007

Republican rivals come out swinging
San Francisco Chronicle - 11-29-07
(11-29) 04:00 PST St. Petersburg, Fla. -- Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani clashed sharply at the opening of a Republican presidential debate Wednesday, each accusing the other of ignoring laws against

Bush tries new role as Mideast peacemaker
Reuters India, India - 11-29-07
US President George W. Bush, whose legacy seems destined to be defined by the Iraq war, now wants to make history by

Annapolis Elicits Little Optimism Among Arabs
Arab News, Saudi Arabia - 11-29-07
JEDDAH, 29 November 2007 — Saudis, Palestinians and other Arabs have reacted with little optimism to the pledge by the Palestinians and the Israelis to seek

The only comment I liked last night at the GOP debate is when John McCain said waterboarding was torture. Finally, a Republican telling the truth.

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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

US Military Deaths in Iraq at 3878
www.iraqbodycount.org
Two killed, 22 detained in Iraq raids: military AFP
US deaths in Iraq remain low in November AP
Hundreds of Iraqi Refugees Return to Iraq from Syria Voice of America
Sunnis ink pact to work with US forces in Iraq Newsday
Iraqi 'sleeper' spy given 4 years prison Chicago Sun-Times
UN fears cholera outbreak in Baghdad AFP
US will work with Australia on Iraq withdrawal: ambassador AFP
Salvador weighs trimming Iraq troops: president AFP
Japan PM in damage control after arrest, Iraq vote AFP

Washington D.C. was named in a health survey Tuesday as having the highest rate of sexually transmitted disease of any city in the United States. The government is clearly to blame. You can't screw that many taxpayers each day and not catch something. - Argus Hamilton

Disturbing News

Police: Thwarted Sale Involved Uranium The Associated Press

Bush Cuts Pay Raises

Federal workers living in more expensive regions of the country will get much smaller pay raises than scheduled under an order from President Bush, who said Wednesday that the proposed raises were unacceptably high.

Michael Moore cut this scene from Sicko because no one would believe it

Republican Shenanigans

Why Science Can't Save the GOP TIME
CNN/youtube Republican presidential debate transcript CNN
Funny Chronicle cartoon asks serious question during GOP debate Houston Chronicle
GOP Abortion Rights Group Raps Romney The Associated Press
Thompson launches first negative ad amid GOP street fight CNN
Deep Throat a fixture in Nixon files AP

Bush Library

There's a show on C-SPAN about presidential libraries. Here're what the draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for:

The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.

The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.

The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.

The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.

The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.

The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

Rock-The-Voter News

Dems cancel Los Angeles debate AP
Bill Clinton on hotseat after Iraq war remarks AFP

Rude Rudy

His friend Bernie Kerik had his Ground Zero "love nest." Now Politico, the D.C. newspaper and Web site, reveals today that as New York mayor, Rudy Giuliani "billed obscure city agencies for tens of thousands of dollars in security expenses amassed during the time when he was beginning an extramarital relationship with future wife Judith Nathan in the Hamptons, according to previously undisclosed government records.

Biz-Tech News

Pipeline Fire Sends Oil Soaring Chicago Tribune
China Currency Reserves Rise to Record $1.46 Trillion (Update2) Bloomberg
Home foreclosures soar 94 percent: realtytrac Reuters
Northeast Home Prices Remain Strong BusinessWeek
Fed Official’s Remarks Send Stocks Soaring New York Times
SEC Votes to Limit Shareholder Rights Washington Post
Cell phone 'lunacy' prompts NY judge's removal CNET News.com
Google Service Uses Cell Towers to Locate Users PC World
Cable escapes stricter FCC rules, for now CNET News.com, CA

EPA: Toxins In Your Community Are Now Secret

Twelve states sued the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency on Wednesday over new regulations that the plaintiffs say make it harder for the public to learn about toxic chemicals in their communities.

The lawsuit focuses on the agency's Toxics Release Inventory program, known as TRI, which requires companies to provide information on the type and amount of toxic chemicals stored in company facilities and to say how much is released into the environment.

Mobster JOSEPH BONANNO Was A Republican

Bush-Prison-Torture News

Court to release detainee case recordings early USA Today

A woman in Bulgaria survived a car crash because her silicone breast implants acted like air bags. Sadly, her breasts killed four other people. - Conan O'Brien

Go-F***-Yourself News

Andy Borowitz: Cheney's Doctors Detect Signs of Heart YubaNet (satire)
Did Bob Knight Pull a Dick Cheney AOL SPORTS, NY

Auburn beat Alabama Saturday in one of college football's huge rivalries. After one long incomplete pass in the end zone, an Alabama police dog jumped out and bit the Auburn safety in the hand. To a dog, every football player looks like Michael Vick. - Argus Hamilton

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Odd News

Missing student may have been porn star AP

Conn. cops seek dead doc's porn victims AP

O.J. Simpson's hearing is a quiet affair AP

Venus Craft Reveals Lightning, Supports Watery Past National Geographic, DC

Faberge egg fetches record $18.5 million Reuters

Croc forces passenger off Rome flight Reuters

Prostitute auctions sex for charity Reuters

Zoo blames armadillo for heat lamp fire AP

People walk past the ice sculpture "Cariboo" by Dmitry Postnikov and Alexander Suvorov from Izhevsk after the closing of Russia's first open competition for snow and ice sculpturing in the arctic city of Salekhard, about 2000km (1242 miles) northeast of Moscow, November 25, 2007. Photo/Vasily Fedosenko

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