Thursday edition - November 29, 2007



Republican rivals come out swinging
San Francisco Chronicle - 11-29-07
(11-29) 04:00 PST St. Petersburg, Fla. -- Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani clashed sharply at the opening of a Republican presidential debate Wednesday, each accusing the other of ignoring laws against

Bush tries new role as Mideast peacemaker
Reuters India, India - 11-29-07
US President George W. Bush, whose legacy seems destined to be defined by the Iraq war, now wants to make history by

Annapolis Elicits Little Optimism Among Arabs
Arab News, Saudi Arabia - 11-29-07
JEDDAH, 29 November 2007 — Saudis, Palestinians and other Arabs have reacted with little optimism to the pledge by the Palestinians and the Israelis to seek


The only comment I liked last night at the GOP debate is when John McCain said waterboarding was torture. Finally, a Republican telling the truth.


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Washington D.C. was named in a health survey Tuesday as having the highest rate of sexually transmitted disease of any city in the United States. The government is clearly to blame. You can't screw that many taxpayers each day and not catch something. - Argus Hamilton






Disturbing News

Bush Cuts Pay Raises


Federal workers living in more expensive regions of the country will get much smaller pay raises than scheduled under an order from President Bush, who said Wednesday that the proposed raises were unacceptably high.



Michael Moore cut this scene from Sicko because no one would believe it




Republican Shenanigans

Bush Library

There's a show on C-SPAN about presidential libraries. Here're what the draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for:

The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.

The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.

The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.

The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.

The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.

The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.



Rock-The-Voter News



Rude Rudy


His friend Bernie Kerik had his Ground Zero "love nest." Now Politico, the D.C. newspaper and Web site, reveals today that as New York mayor, Rudy Giuliani "billed obscure city agencies for tens of thousands of dollars in security expenses amassed during the time when he was beginning an extramarital relationship with future wife Judith Nathan in the Hamptons, according to previously undisclosed government records.




Biz-Tech News



EPA: Toxins In Your Community Are Now Secret


Twelve states sued the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency on Wednesday over new regulations that the plaintiffs say make it harder for the public to learn about toxic chemicals in their communities.

The lawsuit focuses on the agency's Toxics Release Inventory program, known as TRI, which requires companies to provide information on the type and amount of toxic chemicals stored in company facilities and to say how much is released into the environment.



Mobster JOSEPH BONANNO Was A Republican



Bush-Prison-Torture News


 A woman in Bulgaria survived a car crash because her silicone breast implants acted like air bags. Sadly, her breasts killed four other people. - Conan O'Brien




Go-F***-Yourself News


Auburn beat Alabama Saturday in one of college football's huge rivalries. After one long incomplete pass in the end zone, an Alabama police dog jumped out and bit the Auburn safety in the hand. To a dog, every football player looks like Michael Vick. - Argus Hamilton






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Odd News


People walk past the ice sculpture "Cariboo" by Dmitry Postnikov and Alexander Suvorov from Izhevsk after the closing of Russia's first open competition for snow and ice sculpturing in the arctic city of Salekhard, about 2000km (1242 miles) northeast of Moscow, November 25, 2007. Photo/Vasily Fedosenko