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Monday edition - November 26, 2007
Sen. Trent Lott resigning? Wow, he must have been caught having an affair. And since he's a Republican, it's a toss up whether the affair is with a man or a woman. Or both. Or a Congressional page. Or in a public restroom. Or...
Barry Bonds is indicted while the President, "Gunner" and "Turd Blossom" roam free.- Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
The White House Holiday Greeting: "Happy Thankstaking" - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Disturbing News
President Bush denied Tuesday that he knew anything about a cover-up of the leak of Valerie Plame's CIA identity. He's in a fix. For years people said President Bush didn't know anything, and now when he says he didn't know anything, nobody believes him. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
Republican Shenanigans
We Must Invade Brazil
In a recent radio
broadcast, Brazil's President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva said he's convinced a
"higher power" has taken a shining to Brazil. That, he said, might explain the
providence of state-run oil company Petrobras (PBR), whose colossal new oil
discovery could transform Brazil from a barely self-sufficient producer into a
major crude exporter...Initially, Tupi will produce about 100,000 barrels a day
but may ramp up to as much as 1 million before 2020—more than the biggest U.S.
field in Alaska's Prudhoe Bay, says Hugo Repsold, Petrobras' exploration and
production strategy manager. "It's monstrous," says Matthew Shaw, a Latin
America energy analyst at consultant Wood Mackenzie in London.
Rock-The-Voter News
PR Genius, He's Not
Former Sen. Fred
Thompson (R-Tenn.) suggested on Sunday that Fox News is biased against his
campaign, charging that the network highlights commentators who have been
critical of his run for the presidency.
Dick
Cheney hosted Thanksgiving dinner in Maryland Thursday for his family and a few
key staffers. They followed a time-honored ritual. Before they begin to eat,
they join hands, close their eyes, bow their heads and get their stories
straight. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
Biz-Tech News
Alberto Gonzales lands plush job as chief Musharraf counsel. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The Secret Keepers
In federal courts and on Capitol Hill, challenges are brewing to a key legal strategy President Bush is using to protect a secret surveillance program that monitors phone calls and e-mails inside the United States.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Russian President Vladimir Putin said Tuesday if his party wins big in the next election, it will give him the moral right to stay in power. He's muzzled the media and taken over the oil industry and runs a security state. Vladimir Putin is a lot like Dick Cheney, except he was taught to shoot by the KGB, so if he hits a lawyer it wasn't by accident. - Argus Hamilton
Go-F***-Yourself News
Alabama coach Nick Saban compared his team's loss to Louisiana Monroe Saturday to Pearl Harbor and the Twin Towers attack. Crimson Tide fans are mortified. They don't feel that anyone should minimize a catastrophe like the loss of a football game. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
Thank you for all your wonderful emails while I was away. I hope your holiday was as pleasant as mine. And, best of all, my dog is recovering quite well.
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Odd News
Whale activists gather to make the shape of a Humpback Whale on Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia on November 16, 2007. Photo/Icon Images/Spectral Q
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