"The White
House has announced that they no longer recognize Fox as a news organization
which puts them about eight years behind the rest of us." –David Letterman
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"President Obama winding up his Asian tour this week. There's a switch. Something American in China. You never see that." –Jay Leno
President Lou Dobbs?
A week after abruptly quitting his longtime job as a CNN television news host and commentator, Lou Dobbs said on Thursday he is considering career options including possible runs for the White House or U.S. Senate.
President Obama took a tour of the Great Wall of China. He said it was, quote, 'magical' as opposed to two years ago, when former President Bush stood at the exact same spot and said, 'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!'" –Conan O'Brien
PTSD Update
Military doctors have been mystified as to why certain warfighters exposed to bombings and bloodshed develop paralyzing stress symptoms while others who witness the same trauma shake it off.
Disturbing News
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"Did you
see any of the Sarah Palin on the Oprah show? Wow. She said that she disagrees
with Barack Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize. She said she thought it was
premature and she said other world leaders, other foreign dignitaries, probably
more deserving of that award. Of course, she couldn't name any, but still."
–David Letterman
For the second time in just over a week, Fox News is coming under fire for misusing old news footage. The latest flap is leading some people to charge that the cable news network is intentionally misleading its audience, while Fox claims a "production error."
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Sarah Palin's new book, 'Going Rogue,' came out yesterday. It's getting a lot of attention, primarily because she spends a lot of the book settling scores with the media, the political elite, she's angry at the weather for raining on her once. And she goes after vegetarians, too. She asks, 'If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come he made them out of meat?' It's a really good question. Hey, wait a second. People are made out of meat, too! And so are cocker spaniels. I think the lesson is, don't go to Sarah Palin's house for Thanksgiving dinner." –Jimmy Kimmel
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Rock-The-Voter News
So When Does This Separation Of Church And State Thingy Begin?
The White House is on a collision course with Catholic bishops in an intractable dispute over abortion that could blow up the fragile political coalition behind President Barack Obama's health care overhaul.
"And
Congress now looking at a possible amendment to a bill that would allow
passengers to check guns on Amtrak. That's amazing, isn't it? They figured out a
way to make Amtrak even more dangerous." –Jay Leno
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"And last
night in New York, for the third time in two weeks, Vice President Joe Biden's
motorcade was involved in a traffic accident. Remember the old days when the
Vice President would just shoot you? No wonder they want universal healthcare."
–Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"It's been
announced that President Obama's first state dinner at the White House is going
to be held in honor of the prime minister of India. Guests are encouraged to
wear black tie and to bring any laptops with tech problems." –Conan O'Brien
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"Former
Vice President Dick Cheney is in the news. Cheney slammed President Obama for
bowing before the emperor of Japan. Cheney said, 'Come on, it's not like he's
the CEO of Exxon.'" –Conan O'Brien
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