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TGIF/Weekend edition - November 2-4, 2007
I miss the good old days when we followed the Geneva Conventions.
I wish torture was as rare as Bush forming a complete sentence,
"It looks like oil may soon hit a $100 a barrel. And today, President Bush said, 'Well how much without the barrel?'" --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
More Bad Intel on Iraq Invasion
An Iraqi defector made up his claim that Saddam Hussein had biological weapons, a threat cited by the Bush administration as a key reason for the U.S. invasion of Iraq in 2003, the U.S. news program "60 Minutes" said on Thursday.
MUKASEY DRAWS A ‘LINE IN THE SAND’ ON WATERBOARDING
Ode To Our Petulant Prez
Disturbing News
More Lack of Oversight
An independent panel on
Thursday called for an overhaul of the U.S. Army's military contracting
operations in Iraq and Afghanistan,
saying
systemic problems such as a lack of oversight had contributed to fraud.
Joe Biden slams Rudy Giuliani, saying "There's only three things he mentions in a sentence -- a noun, a verb, and 9/11." - Video from About.com
BUSHIES SING ‘RENDITION’ — FROM ‘TERRORIST HANGING FROM THE ROOF’
Republican Shenanigans
More Lack of Oversight, Part II
First,
Americans endured exasperating delays and ruined vacations from passport
processing backlogs. Now, a congressional investigation indicates they may have
been overcharged, too — perhaps by more than $100 million a year.
“And our new Democratic Congress. Remember they promised longer workweeks? … Well, now they announce they're going to a four-day workweek. I guess they realize they don’t need a full five days to do nothing.” - Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
More Injustice Department Investigations
The investigator asked
Wang if she was coerced into giving money to the [Clinton] campaign and whether
she knew of anybody else who may have been forced to contribute. Top Ten Things Overheard During Dick Cheney’s Hunting Trip: David Letterman
10. ‘Has everyone updated their will?’ 9. ‘The crisp air is giving me goose bumps -- no, wait, it’s another heart attack.’ 8. ‘My pacemaker also makes bird calls.’ 7. ‘This can’t end well.’ 6. ‘I want that quail taken alive – let’s find out what the son of a bitch knows.’ 5. ‘Bush was supposed to come, but his father got him out of it.’ 4. ‘Condi, grab a shotgun and go get yourself a man.’ 3. No number 3 -- writers making picket signs for upcoming strike. 2. ‘You shoot one old guy in the face, avoid talking to authorities, delay taking a blood-alcohol test and you’re labeled a bad guy.’ 1. ‘Duck!’”
Biz-Tech News
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Dick Cheney had an awkward moment tonight at the White House Halloween party. He went dressed as Darth Vader and at the party, he ran into the real Darth Vader who was dressed as Dick Cheney." --Jay Leno
Go-F***-Yourself News
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Odd News
An image released by the Department of Commerce's National Institute of Standards and Technology, or NIST, on Thursday. Researchers have developed a magnetic sensor smaller than a grain of rice and sensitive enough to detect a fetal heart beat, offering the potential for a host of new medical and security uses. Photo/Loel Barr/NIST
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