Sarah Palin is fighting the wrong fight. Instead of whining about the Newsweek cover being sexist, she should be whining about what the headline and subhead are.
"Do you know where President Obama is right now? In China. Today he was over there. They're touring him around. He got to see where they keep all our money." –David Letterman
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Chinese Bribe Afghan Official
A senior Afghan official allegedly took a $20 million bribe to steer a copper mining project to a Chinese company, a glaring example of the claims of corruption clouding the Obama administration's deliberations over expanding the U.S. commitment in Afghanistan.
"Liz
Cheney said on Fox News that her father, former Vice President Dick Cheney,
should run for president in 2012. In fact, that's apparently in the Mayan
calendar too, you know. Cheney becomes president, and then the whole world ends.
That's exactly what happens." –Jay Leno
Disturbing News
"One of
the people most bothered by Obama's bow was former Vice President Dick Cheney.
He said no American president should bow to anyone. Dick's been unusually feisty
lately. He's like that when he gets a fresh battery in his pacemaker."
–Jimmy Kimmel
Republican-Shenanigans News
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Out Foxed
Fox News Channel correspondent Major Garrett called
himself a "conscientious objector" in his network's fight with the White House
after a brief interview with President Barack Obama Wednesday
during which the topic never came up.
"But you
know, President Bush never bowed to any foreign leaders. He just held hands with
them and also he kissed them and then they shared a bunk bed. But that was
different. That was for oil." –Jimmy Kimmel
Rock-The-Voter News
"Oh, you
know what happened on this day in 1973? Richard Nixon uttered his famous line,
'I am not a crook.' That's back when being a crook could actually hurt a
politician's career. See, now it's just part of the job." –Jay Leno
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"President
Obama arrived in China yesterday. And to foster the spirit of good will, he wore
the traditional clothes made by the children of China. You know, L.L. Bean, J.
Crew, Banana Republic, Nike, Reebok." –Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"And experts now say China wants a bigger role in world events. Really? What, being our landlord is not enough now?" –Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"You guys
hear this? 'The Oxford Dictionary' declared that the 2009 word of the year is 'unfriend.'
To unfriend means to completely delete somebody you don't like from your life,
or as CNN calls it, 'Lou Dobbs them.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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A wild turkey
walks across the toll booths at exit 14B of the New Jersey Turnpike in Jersey
City, N.J., Wednesday, Nov. 17, 2009. The turkey, who toll workers named Tammy,
was caught Wednesday by New Jersey Division of Fish and Wildlife biologists
after spending about two months in the area. Peace.
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