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Tuesday edition - November 18, 2008
Of all the
men who ever sat in the Oval Office, President Bush has no equals, only
superiors. - Argus Hamilton
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
After 18 Years
A report released on Monday
concluded that Gulf War syndrome is a legitimate illness suffered by more
than 175,000 U.S. war veterans who were exposed to chemical toxins in the 1991
Gulf War.
"They
asked Palin on Fox if she was going to run for president in 2012, and she said,
and I'd like to quote this directly. She said, 'I'm like, okay God, if there is
an open door for me somewhere, this is what I want. I always pray. I'm like,
don't let me miss the open door.' Even Britney Spears is at home going, 'You
dumb s**t.' Yeah, and you know what Sarah, if God leaves that door open, don't
let it hit you in the ass, okay, honey?" --Bill Maher
Disturbing News
Space Spying
China on Tuesday denied it
had illicitly sought technical data for space launch vehicles from the United
States, after a
physicist from Virginia pleaded guilty to illegally exporting the information to
China.
Mike Huckabee has his own show on Fox News. Not to be outdone, Sarah Palin will be getting her own show too: “Northern Overexposure.” - Laugh Lines
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Republican-Shenanigans News
"The Republican party is considering naming the first African-American chairman in their party's history. Isn't that incredible? That's big news. First African-American, yeah. Yeah, unfortunately, Republicans are having a hard time finding an African-American who's white." --Conan O'Brien
Saving The Messenger
A federal appeals court on
Monday threw out a contempt order requiring fines of up to $5,000 a day against
a former USA Today reporter who refused to identify sources for stories about
the 2001 anthrax attacks. Rock-The-Voter News
Catching the Elephants
When Dan Rather filed suit against CBS 14 months ago — claiming, among other things, that his former employer had commissioned a politically biased investigation into his work on a “60 Minutes” segment about President Bush’s National Guard service — the network predicted the quick and favorable dismissal of the case, which it derided as “old news.”...he has unearthed evidence that would seem to support his assertion that CBS intended its investigation, at least in part, to quell Republican criticism of the network.
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Biz-Tech News
Palin Offered Seven Figure Book Deal? Title Suggestion: "Palin Around With Joe The Plumber"
Picking up on the speculation of last week, Radar is telling its readers that failed vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is "reportedly close to making a book deal for $7 million." We'll believe it when we see it.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Bush Memoirs? Meh, I Don't Want to Remember
Republicans may have been
voted out of power but they could dominate U.S. political bookshelves with
memoirs by President George W. Bush and first lady Laura Bush among the possible
coming attractions.
"Well, it looks like Guantanamo Bay is going to be closed. Hey, that shows you how tough times are, when even terrorists are losing their homes." --Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
From my viewers: Reasons for supporting All Hat No Cattle
I like your tomatometer.
I hope Dubya gets a snootfull very soon.
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Odd News
A sign at the
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch railway station in
Anglesey, Wales. Translated from Welsh: St Mary's church in the hollow of the
white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red
cave. Welsh officials mistakenly erected a road sign that read "I am not in the
office at the moment" after a translation mix-up.
Peace.
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