I love the French language. "Here’s some good news. It looks like we’re making quick progress over there in Iraq: Today in Fallujah, they banned gay marriage." -- Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"Fallujah is 70 percent under control. To put that into perspective, L.A. is only 60 percent." -- Jay Leno
“See, I’m a believer in that ‘uniter, not a divider’ philosophy. For example, like, if John Ashcroft, if he had reached out to the gay groups, they could have worked together. Like, they could have dressed the nude statues in really fashionable clothing.” -- Jay Leno Disturbing News Colin Evacuates White House
Powell tells aides he will leave Bush Cabinet, State Department ... Republican Shenanigans
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http://homepage.mac.com/rcareaga/diebold/adworks.htm Good News
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Clinton library bringing new zest, new dollars to river district Biz-Tech News
“President Bush has selected Alberto Gonzales to be his new attorney general. Alberto Gonzales, yeah. Yeah, there was one awkward moment when Bush asked if he was related to Speedy Gonzalez.” -- Conan O’Brien Bush-Prison-Torture News
"I tell you, first Ashcroft retires, now Arafat dies. This has not been a good week for religious radicals." -- Jay Leno Go-F***-Yourself News
A contestant uses his nose to inflate a condom he put over his head in Leipzig, Germany, during the 151st edition of the television show "Wetten, Dass?" or "Let's Bet." (photo by Martin Schutt) Odd News
The white sand dunes of Nullarbor National Park in Australia will be the backdrop to the world's largest golf course, spanning 1,400 kilometers along a desert highway. Authorities have unveiled plans to build one hole at each of the 18 towns and petrol stations along the Eyre Highway, to be collectively known as Nullarbor Links. Motorists will stop at each petrol station, play a hole, then drive some 100 kilometers to the next tee. (Goldfields Tourism) Peace.
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