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Wednesday edition - November 14, 2007
Bush smiles and waves as much as Condoleezza Rice does. It's the Republican way!
Dear Iraq: just give us the oil and we'll leave. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Suing Halliburton
The families of two 1st
Armored Division soldiers killed in 2004 in Iraq are awaiting their day in court
more than two years after filing a lawsuit against Halliburton and its
subsidiaries for their alleged role in the soldiers’ deaths.
President Bush declared Saturday he fully supports General Pervez Musharraf in Pakistan. He called the dictator's brutal crackdown on political opponents last week a detour off the path to democracy. We're dealing with a president who still says that trading Sammy Sosa was the biggest mistake he ever made.- Argus Hamilton
Disturbing News
It's OK, But Foolish, To Out A CIA Agent - Ain't America Grand!
Former Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage said Sunday he was foolish to have revealed Valerie Plame's CIA identity.
Dear Pakistanis: Give Musharraf the Bhut! - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Republican Shenanigans
When All Else Fails, Use the B Word
At a campaign event in
South Carolina Monday, a female supporter asked John McCain: "How do we beat the
bitch?"
Pat Robertson stunned evangelicals by backing Rudy Giuliani last Tuesday. They make a nice couple. While they remain unalterably opposed to each other on religious and moral and political beliefs, they do agree on the need to bomb Iran and torture people. - Argus Hamilton
Rock-The-Voter News Republican Threats Don't Always Work
State Sen. Louis C.
DeLuca, R-Woodbury, announced his resignation Tuesday hours before a scheduled
Senate vote that could have broadened an investigation into his conduct.
Subject: UFOs
While you have been on hiatus I reread many of your recent issues and wondered if you believe in UFOs (the kind from another planet)?
Jesse
I believe it would be arrogant to think that we're the only intelligent life in the Universe. And I can understand why they wouldn't land here and make themselves known -- if they have watched any of our SciFi movies, they know we'd try and blow them up!
Subject: here's something else to talk about with Mr. Giuliani
Hi!
Hi
Patrick,
Subject: Your dog
Dearest Lisa,
You take all the time you need to tend to your dog. Your fans will be there when you return. Please let us know what happened when you are ready.
Samantha
Thank you so much Samantha. I received dozens of supportive emails and one nasty one - see below
Sounds like you have to many issues to run a full time web site. What if Drudge shut down to feed his dog? Sorry, your absence is not excused. <---ASS
Three days ago, as I was getting up from a decent night's sleep, my dog, Pierce, jumped off the bed as he does every morning, but this time he didn't run to my side to coax me for his morning walk. I became concerned and found him dragging himself in a circle at the foot of my bed. His back legs were paralyzed. I immediately brought him to our vet. The doctor said he had spinal damage from jumping off my bed and may not regain control of his back legs. Through my vet's wonderful doctoring, he has regained partial use of one of his back legs. The doctor may want me to take him to Auburn University Veterinary School for further treatment. I will beg, borrow or steal to make sure my dog gets the best treatment -- well, I won't steal because I'm not a Republican.
Everything is sort of one day at a time right now.
I took this picture of sweet Pierce this morning.
Biz-Tech News
One Billion In Back Taxes Uncollected
A Senate panel is asking why more than 30,000 Medicaid providers — doctors and others in the health care field — owe at least $1 billion in back taxes and still receive federal payments for their services.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
God Ignores Georgia Governor's Prayer Vigil
Gov. Sonny Perdue
wasn't the least bit discouraged Tuesday after his hourlong state Capitol prayer
vigil for rain ended with the sun shining through what had been a somewhat
cloudy morning.
Go-F***-Yourself News Too Stupid To Be Border Officials
A Canadian firetruck responding with lights and sirens to a weekend fire in Rouses Point, New York, was stopped at the U.S. border for about eight minutes, U.S. border officials said Tuesday.
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Odd News
A Port
St. Lucie woman said she saw Jesus Christ in her breakfast.
Sure, Jesus OR Moses is going to appear on a pancake. Aren't people put on medication and/or institutionalized for making claims like this? If not, they should be. Photo/eBay
Peace.
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