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Monday edition - November 10, 2008
"People are now asking if the Obamas being in the White House will be a return to Camelot. You know like what it was during the Kennedys? As opposed to the last eight years, which is return to the 'Dukes of Hazzard.'" --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
As The Stomach Turns
"We feel about Sarah Palin the same way you guys feel about the Queen," said Mike Spalding, chewing tobacco. He quit shaving in 1992, and has a grey beard down to his navel.
How bad must the G.O.P. feel right about now? It portrayed Obama as a socialist, a communist, a Muslin, and a friend of terrorists, and the majority of American voters said, “Y’know, we’re O.K. with that, as long as he’s not a Republican.” - Laugh Lines
Disturbing News
Secret Hit Squads
The U.S. military has been
using a secret order to target suspected al-Qaeda terrorists
anywhere in the world since spring 2004, the New York Times said, citing
unidentified senior American officials.
"Sources
from the McCain campaign are starting to talk. And they said today that when
they were prepping Sarah Palin for the debates, they found out that she thought
Africa was a country, not a continent. Now, to be fair to Sarah Palin, it is
hard to see Africa from Alaska." --Conan O'Brien Ads by Google
Joe Scarborough Drops The F-Word This Morning and Admits Drug Use At 1:06
Morning TV Is For Adults Only!
What the ...?
MSNBC to Launch ‘F*cking Joe’ - The Borowitz Report (satire)
Republican-Shenanigans News
"In fact, starting today, Barack Obama is now going to receive the daily White House intelligence briefing on things like, you know, security and terrorism, stuff like that. It's the same briefing President Bush gets every day, but without the pictures and the color by numbers." --Jay Leno
Ewww
The New Jersey councilman who allegedly urinated on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington, D.C. nightclub swore off booze on Sunday -- two days after he was busted for the embarrassing stunt...
"Rumor is,
still a lot of infighting within the McCain campaign, between the Palin people
and the McCain people. Now, I don't know if that's true or not, but earlier
today, Sarah Palin put McCain's campaign bus on eBay." --Jay Leno Rock-The-Voter News
It's so odd: last Tuesday, Bush really did unite the Country. - Grant Gerver
Happy Birthday Marine Corps
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Biz-Tech News
"The stock
market had its worst week in a long time, and that's saying something
considering recent history. Not only that, the stores are reporting their worst
earnings in the last eight years, unemployment is at a 14-year high, car
companies apparently are headed toward extinction. Today in Times Square, the
stock ticker just said, 'What the f**k are you looking at?'" --Bill Maher
Sarah Spreads The Blame
Gov. Sarah Palin blames the Bush administration for the failure of the McCain-Palin ticket, thinks people need to move on from the so-called "Troopergate" controversy and has no regrets about state per diem for time spent at her home in Wasilla or state-funded travel for her children.
"The rumor
is the GOP is blaming Sarah Palin for losing the election. But to be fair, Sarah
Palin didn't pick Sarah Palin. Isn't that right?" --Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Bagpipes In Basra
Universal Music will release
an album of bagpipe music next month, some of it recorded by a British army
regiment while serving in Basra. Go-F**k-Yourself News
Where's the funny in Barack Obama?
"You know, it doesn't matter if McCain or Obama won this election; either way, politicians in general don't give a rip about us." - Joe the Plumber using up his fifteen minutes of fame
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Odd News
Miss Geico
piloted by Marc Granet of St. Petersburg Beach, Florida and Scott Begovich of
Jupiter, Florida speeds by sunbathers en route to a Turbine class world title at
the Key West World Championship offshore powerboat races in Key West, Florida
November 9, 2008. Granet and Begovich averaged 125.88 mph over the 81.4-mile
course off the Florida Keys. This was the fastest speed of any of the entries
during the week-long world championship in the Florida Keys. Photo/Andy
Newman/Florida Keys News Bureau Peace.
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