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Thursday edition - October 9, 2008
McCain camp disavows use of Obama's middle name
"[Sarah
Palin] is like Jodie Foster in the movie 'Nell. They just found her, and she was
speaking her own special language. Have you noticed how [Palin's] rallies have
begun to take on the characteristics of the last days of the Weimar Republic? In
Florida, she asked 'Who is Barack Obama?' Hey, lady, we just met YOU five f-ing
weeks ago." - Jon Stewart
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Talking With The Enemy
General David
Petraeus said Wednesday that attempts are being made to open talks with the
Taliban in Afghanistan and that the United States should be prepared to engage
with its enemies.
What Law Has This Administration Not Broken?
The Federal Communications
Commission has announced that it will investigate a Department of Defense
propaganda program to determine whether news networks or military analysts
violated the Communications Act of 1934 and FCC rules.
Disturbing News
Bada Bing Bada Boom
President Bush on Wednesday signed legislation that reverses three decades of U.S. policy and allows American businesses to enter India's multibillion-dollar nuclear market.
"Even though (Palin) did well in the debate last (week), McCain is still sinking in the polls. He's getting desperate. His new campaign slogan is, 'McCain: The White Obama. - Bill Maher
Republican-Shenanigans News
FOX Freakout Over Unretouched Palin Photo On Newsweek Cover
"Sarah Palin is attacking Barack Obama for palling around with terrorists. Like this William Ayers guy, apparently a '60s radical who allegedly once set off a bomb in a Capitol building men's room. Set off a bomb in the men's room? Well, Senator Larry Craig said, 'The guy's an animal! What a horrible, despicable thing to do!'" --Jay Leno
Tens of
thousands of eligible voters have been removed from rolls or blocked from
registering in at least six swing states, and
the voters' exclusion appears to violate federal law, according to a
published report. Rock-The-Voter News
BO's Plane Has BO!
The McCain campaign plane is better than Obama's, which is cramped, uncomfortable and smells terrible most of the time. Somehow the McCain folks manage to keep their charter clean, even where the press is seated.
David Letterman's Top Ten Signs
You're Watching a Bad Presidential Debate
Lie Detector Debate?
Two challengers for an
Indiana congressional seat
have agreed to be hooked up to lie detectors during a debate, but an
official with the incumbent's party dismisses the idea as "bizarre."
In a recent speech, Sarah Palin referred to Afghanistan as “our neighboring country.” Yeah, yeah. Then she promised to find Osama bin Laden in the mountains of Toronto. - Conan O'Brien
Biz-Tech News
"Now,
interesting, some of the questions for tonight's debate were submitted by people
on the internet. Yeah, people on the internet could submit questions. Yeah, and
when faced with the internet questions, John McCain said he refuses to engage
with wizards or warlocks. None of that crazy internet magic for him."
--Conan O'Brien Bush Banking
The Bush
administration
is considering taking ownership stakes in certain U.S. banks as an option
for dealing with a severe global credit crisis.
McCain's Brain #4: The Second Debate
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"The difference between Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney? She shoots you, you stay down." - Robin Williams
Go-F**k-Yourself News Aww, I Guess You Can't Have It All
Hugh Hefner is down a girlfriend. Hefner and Holly Madison, one of E!'s "The Girls Next Door," are no longer dating. Hefner said he's been "down in the dumps" about the split.
But here in the depressing economy, the real winner is O.J. Simpson. He’s got 25 to life of free room and board.- David Letterman
I hope you had a good time today!
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Odd News
Two conjoined
Nile Tilapia fish, dubbed "Siamese Twin", swim in a small aquarium in Bangkok
October 3, 2008. They are both eight months old and share part of the skin
together. The bigger fish tends to protect the smaller one from harm while the
smaller one looks for food at the bottom of the aquarium.
Peace.
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