I wonder if Dick Cheney's
true colors will show in tonight's debate?
“I drank six
beers and W drank 12. That’s how he got his nickname W. Whatever you drink he’d
double you.”
-- BushVets.org excellent flash
animation
"President Bush got some bad news today: another debate on Friday."
-- Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Saddam Trial Hampered by Violence in Iraq
AP --
Oct 3
Putting
Saddam Hussein on trial for war crimes is turning out to be a trial in itself,
as escalating violence across Iraq makes preparations harder and riskier.
"Right now, Dick Cheney is
practicing his 'warm sneer.'" --
David Letterman
Disturbing News
"Comparing these grandiose promises
to his failed record, it's enough to make anyone want to, well, sigh." --
Former Vice President Al Gore, writing in the New York Times about the promises
Bush made during the 2000 presidential debates
Republican Shenanigans
“OB-gyn care is threatened
because of lawsuits.”
–- Barbara
Bush, Breeder of Bushes
Good News
“Bush looked petulant
and flatulent because he's not fit to be President. Period.” –- Bob
Witkowski, AtWitsEnd.org
"Political experts say President Bush was off his game. He looked distracted,
confused, a little at a loss for words. Off his game? That is Bush's game!"
-- Jay Leno
Biz/Tech News
Red learned
to undo the bolt on his kennel at Battersea Dogs Home. Staff at the world famous
dogs' home were baffled after an apparent troublemaker
released dozens of animals night after night, allowing them to raid the
kitchen and cause chaos.
(Battersea Dogs Home)
"Experts are saying if
[the debate] had been a game show, Bush would've gone home with a handshake and
a quart of motor oil."
-- David Letterman
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"National polls now put the candidates neck and neck, all but erasing the bounce
the president received following his boisterous reception at the Republican
convention. Which may be why for tomorrow's vice presidential debate, the GOP is
insisting both candidates wear elephant hats and the event be moderated by the
Gatlin Brothers. Oh, and every time Cheney scores a point? Balloons!"
-- Jon Stewart
Go-F*** -Yourself News
Dear
Mike, Iraq sucks
Civilian contractors are fleecing taxpayers. U.S. troops don't have proper
equipment, and supposedly liberated Iraqis hate them. After the release of
Fahrenheit 9/11, Michael Moore received a flood of letters and e-mails
from disillusioned and angry American soldiers serving in Iraq. Here, in an
exclusive extract from his new book, we print a selection.
Click here
Kerry/Edwards News
"In a stunning
statement in a lecture at Harvard, ultra conservative Supreme Court Justice
Antonin Scalia said, 'I have even taken the position that sexual orgies
eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.' And all those times you
thought he and Dick Cheney were just duck hunting. I don't think so." --
Jay Leno
Odd News
Two BASE
jumpers leap off China's tallest building, the Jinmao Tower, in Shanghai on
Monday. Thirty-eight base jumpers from 16 countries, including six Chinese
jumpers, showed their skills as part of China's week-long National Day
festivities. BASE is an acronym for building, antennae, span (or bridge) and
Earth, representing the fixed objects from which BASE jumps are made. (Jinmao
Group)
Peace.
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