Yep, Sarah chose the right title for her book. But I would've titled it: Going, Going, Gone, ROGUE!

"I know why you're happy tonight. Because after all these months of seeing these tea baggers hold up signs of Obama with the Hitler mustache painted on, we have proof now that Obama isn't Hitler. Because when Hitler tried to get the Olympics he got it." --Bill Maher
 

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US military deaths in Iraq war at 4,348

• US military deaths in Afghanistan region at 779

• 10 Afghan Troops Killed in Helmand, Nuristan Fighting Voice of America

• Afghan, US troops kill 40 militants in east The Associated Press

• Taliban claim responsibility for deadly UN blast

• Gates blames past lack of troops for Taliban edge

• Clinton, Gates say US goals steady in Afghanistan AP

• Rumors of Ahmadinejad's Judaism have been greatly exaggerated

• Norway is best place to live, China moves up: UN

Well, let's be big about it. Congratulations to the citizens of Rio de Janeiro. They spent all day today partying, doing the samba in the streets with the breasts hanging out and then they heard about the Olympics and then they were even more thrilled." --Bill Maher

I Wonder If Rush Will Keep All The Black Players?

Published and broadcast reports say radio personality Rush Limbaugh and St. Louis Blues owner Dave Checketts are joining together in a bid to purchase the St. Louis Rams.

Thanks for the graphic, Rick!

Disturbing News

• Himalayan glaciers could disappear by 2035 CNN

Cash In Those Gold Fillings!

Gold for December delivery rose as high as $1,038.00 an ounce in electronic trade, topping the previous record of $1,033.90 in March 2008. It recently gained $16.30, or 1.6%, to $1,034.10 an ounce.

"At the White House this week they had a marathon strategy session on Afghanistan. It lasted three hours. The media went nuts. They couldn't believe that people spent three hours in one place. Three hours somewhere? Or as the rest of America calls it, a doctor's appointment." --Bill Maher

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Steele applauded ACORN leader in speech CNN

• Republican Legislators Continue Efforts To Slow Net Neutrality Regs Broadcasting & Cable

• New GOP ad hits Deeds on remark to female reporter CNN

• Whitman targeted as McDonnell fundraiser canceled CNN

"Iran on Thursday agreed to open its newly-revealed uranium enrichment plant to international inspectors in the next few weeks, and to send most of its enriched uranium to Russia to be turned into fuel. See, nothing to worry about. They're just enriching tons of uranium and sending it to Russia ... wait, what?" --Seth Meyers

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama under fire for shunning Dalai Lama

• Dalai Lama to meet with Obama after his trip to China CNN

• Obama orders feds to cut energy use, emissions

• Cindy Sheehan Arrested Outside White House CBS News

Acorn Update

An internal review at Acorn, the embattled community organizing group, revealed that its founder’s brother had embezzled $5 million from the group, five times more than the amount disclosed, according to a subpoena served Monday by the Louisiana attorney general. But the organization’s chief executive denied that any internal review had revealed that figure.
 

"Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you." --David Letterman

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil above $71 as global stocks gain

• Oil states say no talks on replacing dollar

• Insurers say coverage penalty has to have bite

• Homeless find hope in working on TV show CNN

• Ask.com mines online coupons with new aggregator

Bloggers Beware

As of December 1, the Federal Trade Commission is going to require bloggers, and prominent tweeters and Facebook types to disclose any paid endorsements to their followers, online friends and readers. These new rules have the potential to change everyone's online habits....If you receive gifts, money or any other type of compensation from a product manufacturer or service provider you have to disclose it.

"Very interesting times here at NBC, at this network. The latest show business rumor -- it's a big rumor -- is that the Comcast cable company is thinking about buying NBC. Yeah. Comcast says they're interested in NBC because they've decided to get out of the television business." --Conan O'Brien
 

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Government admits filming torture of Gitmo inmate, alleged 9/11 ... Raw Story

• Seventy-Five Guantanamo Prisoners Cleared For Release The Public Record

"With the Olympic Committee, it came down to one simple question -- where do you want to go to spend your summer vacation? The land where super models invented bikini wax? The land where fat guys invented deep dish pizza?" --Bill Maher
 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Yes, another glorious day without Dick Cheney badmouthing Obama and the Democrats.

"Right now, I would give anything to be hiking on the Appalachian Trail." - David Letterman referring to his recent sex scandal

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