Well, the
publisher was impressed that Sarah Palin finished the book four months ahead of
schedule. That’s not a big deal. She finished her term as governor 18 months
ahead of schedule.- Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
President Obama announced a plan to spend $5 billion on science and cutting-edge medical research, or, as Fox calls that, “socialism.”- Jay Leno
The Housing Market In Iraq
A company from New Zealand says it wants to spend $100 million to build a housing development in Iraq's northern...
Disturbing News
Experts
say this $5 billion project of President Obama’s could lead to the development
of dozens of life-saving medical treatments that your insurance company could
one day turn you down for. - Jay Leno
"Some of these people are starting to put politics first and country second," said Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.), head of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, taking particular issue with Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck
I Wonder Why Rush Doesn't Have His Own Fox News Show? Everyone Else Seems To
As Don Imus' WABC radio show launches its 6-9 a.m. simulcast Monday on Fox Business, the host shrugs off the idea that a struggling business channel is an odd place for a sometimes raunchy morning comedy ramble.
Republican-Shenanigans News
According to a new study out of the University of Michigan, during this bad economy, people’s health is actually better than it was before. Isn’t that amazing? When times are bad economically, people stay in better health, to which former President Bush said, “You’re welcome!”- Jay Leno
BET Co-Founder
The billionaire
co-founder of the Black Entertainment Television
mocked Democrat Creigh Deeds'
occasional stuttering at a fundraiser she held for Deeds' Republican
opponent in the governor's race, Bob McDonnell. Rock-The-Voter News
Oh, this week on “Dancing with the Stars,” former Congressman Tom DeLay almost dropped his partner. I guess all those years of lobbyists greasing his palms, apparently he just couldn’t … - Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
We already have the public option, for crying out loud: I get sick, I go to the ER and you pay for it. - Grant "Brad" Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Condé Nast Meltdown
Condé Nast plans to announce this morning that it will close Gourmet magazine, a magazine of almost biblical status in the food world; it has been published since December 1940....In addition to Gourmet, Condé Nast plans to announce it will also close Cookie, Modern Bride and Elegant Bride.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
GOP leaders suggest Americans look more to God for spiritual health care so the government doesn't have to pony up. - Grant "Brad" Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Dick Cheney is all excited about the 2016 Olympics. He’s really looking forward to the freestyle waterboarding.- David Letterman
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Odd News
This guy who was trying to blackmail Letterman was a producer from the show “48 Hours.” It could have been worse. At least it wasn’t a producer from “To Catch a Predator.” That would have been bad.- Jay Leno
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To Help You Deflate Photo
School children dressed as Mahatma Gandhi
take part in a cultural program on the eve of Gandhi's 140th birth anniversary,
in the central Indian city of Bhopal October 1, 2009. Meanwhile, in the United
States, many schools refused to air President Barack Hussein Obama's speech to
U.S. school children.
Peace
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