TGIF/Weekend edition - October 5-7, 2007

 

 

 

Democrats demand interrogation memos
Los Angeles Times - 10-5-07
From AP WASHINGTON -- Senate and House Democrats demanded Thursday to see two secret Justice Department memos that reportedly authorize painful interrogation tactics against terrorism suspects.
 

Disgraced Senator Craig vows to keep trying to clear name
New York Daily News - 10-5-07
Disgraced Sen. Larry Craig yesterday toe-tapped away from his promise to quit the Senate. The Idaho Republican made his announcement shortly after a judge refused to reverse his guilty plea after he was busted for

Feds waited weeks to warn on tainted meat
New York Daily News - 10-5-07
Bush Administration officials whose job is to protect the nation's food supply waited an 18 days to warn consumers that millions of pounds of ground beef might be contaminated with E.coli bacteria.


 

Bush's definition of torture is as twisted as his definition of compassionate conservatives.

 


 

"This morning on Capitol Hill ... four bathroom fires broke out inside the Senate office building. Inside one bathroom, three big, burly firemen broke the door down, kicked in the stall, and Senator Craig said, 'My dreams have come true.'" --Jay Leno

 


Senator Larry Craig

 


 

Every time I bake a potato, Idaho or not, I think of Larry Craig and giggle.

 


 

Out of options, Senator Larry Craig sues maker of airport lavatory stalls; flawed design cited. -Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


 

"President Bush is now saying there's a good chance we will be bombing Iran ... because he is convinced they have nuclear weapons. Well, he would know." --David Letterman

 


Supporting or Screwing Our Troops?

 

When they came home from Iraq, 2,600 members of the Minnesota National Guard had been deployed longer than any other ground combat unit. The tour lasted 22 months and had been extended as part of President Bush's surge.
1st Lt. Jon Anderson said he never expected to come home to this: A government refusing to pay education benefits he says he should have earned under the GI bill.
Anderson's orders, and the orders of 1,161 other Minnesota guard members, were written for 729 days.

Had they been written for 730 days, just one day more, the soldiers would receive those benefits to pay for school.

 


 

 


WHITE HOUSE DISTORTS SCIENCE AGAIN: OIL AND BLACKWATER DO MIX!

By Don Davis

 


 


 

Disturbing News


 

"This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base." - George W Bush, Al Smith Memorial Dinner in New York, 19th October 2000

 


Jenna Bush and White House Ghosts

 

“I feel like it’s filled with millions of ghosts. I get scared there sometimes. I’m not kidding. I have heard ghosts, I really have—ghosts singing opera. One night, opera noises came out of my fireplace. When I told my sister, she didn’t believe me, but the next week we were up late in that bedroom and we heard 1950’s piano music. People will think I’m crazy for saying that.”
 


 

www.buckfush.com

 


Republican Shenanigans


Bush: We Do NOT Torture

 

How the United States became associated with torture is not just a matter of historical interest. And that's all the more clear today, with the publication of a major New York Times story describing the Bush administration's ongoing circumvention of national and international prohibitions against barbaric interrogation practices.

In other words: It continues.
 


 

"The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Rudy Giuliani has taken cell phone calls from his wife over 40 times during speeches. 40 times! And each time, it was a different wife calling" --Jay Leno

 


 


 


 

 “Jenna’s written her book for children, which is a good thing. Now her dad will be able to read it too.” - Conan O’Brien

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

 


 

"When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag carrying
a cross."-
Sinclair Lewis
 


 

 

 


Biz-Tech News

 


 

"President Bush, for some reason, has vetoed the Child Health Insurance Plan. I believe his comment was, 'Childrens do get sick, but childrens do get better again.'" --Jay Leno

 


 

 


 

George Bush Drunk at a 1992 Wedding - an oldie but goodie.

 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News

 


What Are They Drinking In Idaho?

 

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - Security guards refused to allow a woman into a federal courthouse until she removed a bra that triggered a metal detector.

Lori Plato said she and her husband, Owen Plato, were stunned when U.S. Marshals Service employees asked her to remove her bra after the underwire supports set off the alarm.

"I asked if I could go into the bathroom because they didn't have a privacy screen and no women security officers were available," Plato said Wednesday. "They said, 'No.'
 


 

"According to a new survey, 52% of people have had sex with a colleague at work. 52%! You know, I can never look at Hannity and Colmes the same way again." --Jay Leno

 


 

 


Immigrant soldiers and families merit respect
Daily Cardinal, WI


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

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Odd News

 


 

 

This artist's conception provided by NASA Wednesday Oct. 3, 2007 shows a binary-star, or two-star, system, called HD 113766, where astronomers suspect a rocky Earth-like planet is forming around one of the stars. Using NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope, astronomers have spotted a huge belt of warm dust swirling around a young star called HD 113766 that is just slightly larger than our sun. At approximately 10 million years old, the star is just the right age for forming rocky planets, the researchers say. Photo/NASA

 

 

Peace.