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October 4, 2004 Monday

Fox News Apologizes For Fake Kerry Quotes
WISC, WI. -- 10-4-04
Fox News is apologizing for posting a phony story on its Web site about John Kerry that it says was written as a joke. Fox reporter ...

Time away clarified view on war: Bush messed it up
Houston Chronicle -- 10-4-04
... Fire the secretary of defense for the abuses at Abu Ghraib, to show the world how seriously we take this outrage -- or do nothing? Do nothing. ...

More Troubles for Diebold

New York Times -– 10-4-04
Diebold's recent violation of federal law raises more questions about the electronic voting machine company's honesty...

The AHNC Large Editor coined this phrase to describe Dubya's inability to control his facial expressions.

“This is just my observation. At the debate, Bush appeared confident, he appeared relaxed, he appeared calm. That's right, he's drinking again.” -- David Letterman

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Daily U.S. Military Deaths in Iraq AP
Two Blasts Rip Through Baghdad, Killing 10 AP
Bigley may be in hands of new group Guardian, UK
Headless man found in Iraq SunHerald.com, MS
Afghan intimidation Boston Globe
Rice Defends Comments on Iraq Nuke Threat AP
Bush camp denies new report on prewar Iraq intelligence AFP
Poland To Pull Troops From Iraq By End Of 2005 Radio Free Europe
Influx of Wounded Strains VA washingtonpost.com
Iran refuses to surrender nuclear fuel technology AFP
North Korea ready to launch cyber war -- defense ministry report AFP

Disturbing News

Global Stocks of Nuke Bomb Material Growing -- Survey Reuters
Doctor in Anthrax Probe Draws Scrutiny AP
Thousands of Florida Voters May Be Refused AP

RING OF LIARS
(Sorry Johnny!)

Lies are a burning thing
Inside the political ring
Turned to the Fox Empire
I tuned into a Ring Of Liars

CHORUS:
I tuned into a Burning Ring Of Liars
My mood went down
As the lies got higher

And my anger burned (at)
The Ring Of Liars
The Ring Of Liars

I tuned into a Burning Ring Of Lyin'
And I frowned, frowned, frowned
As the troops were dyin'

And I turned, turned, turned (from)
The Ring Of Liars
The Ring Of Liars

Results of lies are sweet
When Fox makes viewers bleat
Each repeats them like a child
That's when the lyin' burns wild

CHORUS
I tuned into a Burning Ring Of Liars
My mood went down
As the lies got higher

And my anger burned (at)
The Ring Of Liars
The Ring Of Liars

I tuned into a Burning Ring Of Lyin'
And I frowned, frowned, frowned
As the troops were dyin'

And I turned, turned, turned (from)
The Ring Of Liars
The Ring Of Liars

By Robert Morgan

Republican Shenanigans

U.S. Patriot Act Raises Canadian Privacy Fears Reuters
ER Patients Won't Have to Give U.S. Status AP
Feds Quiz Ariz. Muslims Before Election AP
S.C. Candidate Calls Opponent Patronizing AP
National Republicans pour $1.3 million into DeMint ads WIS, SC
Oklahoma's U.S. Senate Race Heats Up in Debate AP
House Report Shows Arm-Twisting for Vote AP
Candidate Keyes crashes GOP dinner party Chicago Sun Times

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Good News

Science of Smell Gives 2 U.S. Scientists the Nobel Reuters
Bush backers have cause for worry Chicago Sun Times

“President Bush won the coin toss before the debate, and as a result, at the end, he was allowed to have the last word. True story, yeah. Not surprisingly, the word was ‘courageosity.’ ” -- Conan O’Brien

Biz/Tech News

SpaceShipOne Bid Seen Opening Space for Business Reuters
Confession Casts New Shadow Over Boeing Deal Los Angeles Times
Fannie Mae Whistle-Blower Won't Testify Reuters
Stewart Assigned to 'Isolated' Prison AP
Newswire: First-half Online Ad Spending Soars AdWeek.com

Rice: Bush Didn't Mock France in Speech

AP -- Oct 3

President Bush has brought the oldest ally of the United States into his re-election campaign as a reason not to vote for his opponent, Sen. John Kerry.

Go-F*** -Yourself News

Cheney, Edwards set to debate Barre Montpelier Times Argus
10 Questions for Dick Cheney The Nation
President Bush Signing Tax Bill in Iowa AP

Kerry/Edwards News

With Month to Go, Kerry on Offense Against Bush Reuters
Kerry Promotes Expanded Federal Research AP
Texas Editor Defends Endorsing Kerry AP
Contrasts Highlight Cheney-Edwards Debate AP
63 Million Tune in Bush-Kerry Debate Reuters

Odd News

Mount St. Helens Draws a Big Crowd AP
Vibrator shuts down Australian airport AFP
Pope Beatifies Emperor, Nun, Three Others AP
Christians Visit Israel in Solidarity AP
Four Commit Suicide in Australia Child Porn Case Reuters
Web Sites Spoof Bush, Kerry With Parodies AP
Widower promotes John Kerry for president in wife's obituary Canadian Press
Rivals Rally to Rather's Side Reuters
Prisoners Break Out in Song -- Literally Reuters
U.S. Judge Orders Release of Lennon FBI Files Reuters
'Combover' Engineers Given Ig Nobel Awards AP

A U.S. Geological Survey helicopter flies past the crater of Mount St. Helens on Sunday. Geologists from the USGS say there's a seventy percent chance the mountain could erupt again in the next few days as magma continues to move towards the surface of the crater. (USGS)

Peace.

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