October 4-5,  2003  Weekend Edition

Schwarzenegger will miss final debate
San Diego Union Tribune, CA - 10-4-03

SACRAMENTO – The last debate before Tuesday's unprecedented California recall election will take place this evening at 5 p.m. at the KPBS studios on the San Diego State University campus...

Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has emerged as the front-runner to replace Davis – should he be recalled – has declined to participate..
 


 
Vote 'no' on recall
The Californian, CA - 10-4-03
... None of the replacement candidates, including frontrunners Arnold Schwarzenegger
and Cruz Bustamante, is receiving our endorsement. ... 		Candidate blasted for stance on tribes
The Desert Sun, CA - 10-4-03
A Michigan congressman and leading Indian advocate criticized Arnold Schwarzenegger, claiming the gubernatorial replacement candidate is unfairly labeling California's Indian Tribes as special interests..

Just say no, California.

 

Zelda Morgan

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"Presidiot Bush has promised a full investigation into the CIA leaks in his administration ... he is going all over the United States ... Wisconsin, Illinois, back to Crawford, TX." - Anita Beer applying for a job writing for Jay Leno.
 

 

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Dear Lisa,

The internet is a wonderful thing. First I find my opinion is going to be posted on a clever website, and ten minutes later I'm ordering boots for a disabled Dachshund from a website in Ireland. What a concept!!! Thank you, Al Gore!!!

 

Andrew Brewer

 

Dear Andrew,

Al knew that the Internet would be a wonderful thing.  Which means we must protect it from Bush & Co.

Irish boots  for your disabled dog?  I love men who own dogs AND take care of them.

Thank you for writing Andrew.  You made my day.

 

Lisa

 

 

 

Mice to test Bush’s food in Thailand
MSNBC - Oct 3, 2003

 

Huge security operation mounted for APEC summit


BANGKOK, Oct. 3 — Thailand is going to use mice to test food for poison before it is served to President Bush and 20 other Asia Pacific leaders at a regional summit in Bangkok this month, a top health official said Friday.
 

 

 

 

 

Graphic by Eric Maietta

 

I wonder if Poppy Bush had his food tested when he threw up all over the Prime Minister of Japan in 1988?  Remember that video? Priceless.  Anyone have a still shot of that event?

 

 

 

"Six women have come forward that say Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them without their consent. This proves he would be a hands-on governor." —Jay Leno

 

 

 

 

The Real Terminator

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Rush Limbaugh has resigned from ESPN as a football commentator over racially insensitive remarks about Quarterback Donovan McNabb. At first he said he wouldn't back down, and then he quit. See, Cubs Manager Dusty Baker was right, these white guys can't take the heat." —Jay Leno

Radio stations fined for sex contest
Straits Times, Singapore - 10-3-03
... after ruling that 13 stations owned by a Viacom Inc unit violated federal indecency
standards when they aired, on Aug 15 last year, the Opie & Anthony Show, ...

 

 

Tiger Attacks Las Vegas Magician Roy Horn
ABC News - 10-4-03


A trained tiger attacked magician Roy Horn of the duo Siegfried & Roy during a performance, biting his neck and dragging him off stage just feet from the ...
 


 

 

   Why am I not surprised?

 

 

 

Iraqi war brides caught in red tape
Knoxville News Sentinel, TN - 10-4-03
PACE, Fla. - Two Florida National Guard soldiers are being investigated for allegedly
defying a commander's order by marrying Iraqi brides and the Army is ...

 

 

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Fox News ’ Bill O ’ Reilly whines and entertains
Manila Times, Philippines - 10-4-03


FIRST, pundit Bill O’Reilly did what Rush Limbaugh couldn’t do by being successful on TV. In his new book...

...What he is more of an allegiance-less, populist fault finder. In almost every chapter, there is a pillaging of something (federal spending) or someone (Hillary Clinton for wanting to confiscate and spend your money better than you could) and Bill Moyers (for shamelessly pushing his liberal agenda with support from PBS), among others. In some chapters, he fires back at those who’ve attacked him for what he’s done or said....

Arnold Unplugged - It's hasta la vista to $9 billion if the Governator is selected
By Greg Palast - Friday, October 3, 2003


It's not what Arnold Schwarzenegger did to the girls a decade back that should raise an eyebrow. According to a series of memoranda our office obtained today, it's his dalliance with the boys in a hotel room just two years ago that's the real scandal.

The wannabe governor has yet to deny that on May 17, 2001, at the Peninsula Hotel in Los Angeles, he had consensual political intercourse with Enron chieftain Kenneth Lay. Also frolicking with Arnold and Ken was convicted stock swindler Mike Milken.

Lisa, we have a problem. Somewhere, I read that our appointed leader stated that Limbaugh was a great American Icon?

Rush is played on the Armed Forces Radio Network. Rush Limbaugh is blowing conservative hot smoke up our troops rear orifices an hour a day.

Do we really want our troops getting brainwashed by a druggie? An hour a day of Paul Harvey (ultra partisan conservative) and Dr. Laura Schlessinger (oxymoron of family planning) is bad enough but Rush?

Can we get some action going on getting Rush out of our Troops face? Seems to me our troops have enough physical problems without his choreographed (conservative paranoia) psychobabble/ gobbleygook brain washing!

Granted, Rush is a devastating TelePrompTer/script reader but very ineffective in an ad-lib forum. He's failed on every talk radio/TV show he's appeared on where free exchange of information is required. He's not very intellectually or patriotically astute. He's a political hack of the first degree and now he's being investigated for abusing prescription drugs. Like Bush -- not a very good role model.


Thanks, Jack

Dear Jack,

Haven't you learned that it is OK for GOPigs to be immoral liars, druggies and election stealers?   Sheeesh, Jack, what planet have you been living on?  ;-)

I resent that tax dollars are being spent bringing Rush to our soldier's ears.

Thanks for writing.

Lisa

Graphic by Eric Maietta

Top Ten Items On Rush Limbaugh's To-Do List - David Letterman


10. Apologize for racist remarks by explaining he was high on illegal painkillers

9. Pat down friends and family to see who's wearing a wire

8. Announce his candidacy for governor of California

7. End pill addiction -- get back to sandwich addiction

6. Search desperately for some way to blame the Clintons

5. Make moves on soon-to-be-single Halle Berry

4. Tell Donovan McNabb derogatory remarks were part of new season of "'d"

3. Brunch with Robert Downey Jr.

2. Dinner with Trent Lott

1. Check job listings for pompous blowhard

 

Thanks Tom.
 

Leak of Agent's Name Causes Exposure of CIA Front Firm
Washington Post10-4-03

The leak of a CIA operative's name has also exposed the identity of a CIA front company, potentially expanding the damage caused by the original disclosure, Bush administration officials said yesterday.

The company's identity, Brewster-Jennings & Associates, became public because it appeared in Federal Election Commission records on a form filled out in 1999 by Valerie Plame, the case officer at the center of the controversy, when she contributed $1,000 to Al Gore's presidential primary campaign...

Take notice that it wasn't a liberal who outed a CIA agent and her CIA front company. 

I want to see Novak frog marched  out of the CNN studios by the FBI.  Wouldn't that be a great video to tape?
 

Dear Viewers,

What the heck is going on?  The White House via Robert Novak outs a CIA agent and smears her husband, Racist Rush resigns and is outed by his maid for drugs, David Kay can't find any Weapons of Mass Destruction,  and everything Ah-nold smells to high heaven in the shotgun Cali-fornia recall.

Maybe Bush will finally "find" Osama, so we will forget about all of the above.

Lisa

www.buckfush.com

" And after six month's of looking, David Kay issued a report concluding that Iraq has no weapons of mass destruction. He will now spend the next six month's getting reamed by the IRS." —Craig Kilborn

Read the resignation letter of  Boone County Missouri GOP Chairman- 3-8-03 - Pre-Iraq War

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Peace.