Wednesday edition - October 3, 2007

 

 

 

 

Iraq PM Maliki questions future role of Blackwater
Reuters -10-3-07
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki questioned on Wednesday whether US private security firm Blackwater had any future

 

War in Iraq should be paid for with tax, Democrat says
Detroit Free Press, United States - 10-3-07
The chairman of the House Appropriations Committee said Tuesday that he will block President George W. Bush's latest multibillion-dollar funding request for the Iraq war until next year unless Bush agrees to a goal of...

Abu Ghraib prisoners accuse US companies of torture
AFP - 10-3-07
WASHINGTON (AFP) - Two US Army subcontractors accused of torturing prisoners at Baghdad's Abu Ghraib jail go to court Wednesday in a case that highlights the murky legal status of private US companies in Iraq


 

 Could you imagine being in a foxhole with Bush, Cheney and Limbaugh? {{{{shudder}}}}

 


 

Halliburton called in to oversee Blackwater - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

 

www.buckfush.com

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Anthrax Update

 

A former Army scientist asked a federal judge Tuesday to hold two journalists in contempt for refusing to identify the government officials who leaked details about the investigation into the 2001 anthrax attacks.

 


 

"Here's good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the bud, didn't he? ... President Bush says he's really going to buckle down now and fight global warming. As a matter of fact, he announced today he's sending 20,000 troops to the sun" --David Letterman

 


 


 

Disturbing News


 

 


Eavesdropping Illegal

 

A former top lawyer for the Bush administration on Tuesday said that parts of the President Bush's much-criticized eavesdropping program were illegal.

 


 

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.- Ann Coulter

 


 

 


 

“Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” - Rush Limbaugh
 


Republican Shenanigans


 

“This is an interesting story -- it turns out that before the U.S. Invaded Iraq, Saddam Hussein said he would quit the presidency and leave the country if he were given $1 billion. Yeah. Yeah, when he heard this, President Bush said, ‘Hell, I’ll do it for $10,000.’” - Conan O’Brien
 


How To Be A Horse's Ass 101

 

"Whoop-dee damn-doo," Thomas relates telling his wife when she interrupted his bath to report that he had been confirmed. "Mere confirmation, even to the Supreme Court, seemed pitifully small compensation for what had been done to me."

 


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"Here's an interesting story: A man in New York is now suing Home Depot, claiming he became glued to a toilet seat. He was glued to the toilet seat and could not move. Or, as Idaho Senator Larry Craig called it, 'a dream weekend'" --Jay Leno
 


Rock-The-Voter News


First Class Federal Waste

 

Federal employees wasted at least $146 million over a one-year period on business- and first-class airline tickets, in some cases simply because they felt entitled to the perk, congressional investigators say
 


 


 

"Sure, blacks may be getting ignored now, but isn't that just getting them warmed up for next year, when they're really going to be ignored?" --Daily Show correspondent Larry Wilmore, on the Republican presidential candidates skipping the minority-issue debate

 


 

 

 


Biz-Tech News


Carrying Secrecy Too Far

 

The nation is preparing for its biggest terrorism exercise ever next week when three fictional "dirty bombs" go off and cripple transportation arteries in two major U.S. cities and Guam, according to a document obtained by The Associated Press.

Yet even as this drill begins, details from the previous national exercise held in 2005 have yet to be publicly released — information that's supposed to help officials prepare for the next real attack.

 


 



 


 

"I'm talking about people having a good time. You ever heard of emotional release? You heard of the need to blow some steam off?" - Rush Limbaugh on the US soldiers torturing prisoners at Abu Ghraib

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

Email

Subject: re "Chertoff: Illegals 'degrade' environment"

 

What a tool. Like a pile of crap in the border area desert, which will be totally gone in about four days, degrades the environment more than the millions of gallons of water pumped daily from a drying aquifer to keep lawns in Phoenix green.
Where do these idiots come from? All the piles of garbage left by all the desperate people risking everything in a suicidal attempt to better themselves can't compare with the damage done drilling one oil well on a thawing tundra.
That loud pop you just heard was Michael Chertoff pulling his head out of his ass. Oops, wait, it was some redneck asshole shooting at an unarmed migrant. Sorry, my bad.

 

Doug

 

Let's deport these crazy neocon Republicans and there will be plenty of room for hardworking immigrants!

 


BRITNEY SPEARS’ JUDGE TAKES CUSTODY OF U.S. AWAY FROM BUSH

By Don Davis

 


Fred Thompson, Cock Fan

 

On a three-day tour of Iowa this week, as he ambled through a truck stop on his way to Iowa Falls, he wore a baseball cap emblazoned with the word “Cocks” — a reference to the Gamecocks of the University of South Carolina — had a large, unlit cigar in his mouth, wore a tieless shirt and faded chinos, and looked to all the world like a guy who would have been just as comfortable buying live bait as preparing for his next speech.

 


 

www.seedsofdoubt.com

 


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

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Subject: Donation

 

I sent you five dollars because I can't afford any more (I'm retired). But you are worth so much more because you really have kept me full of laughs and hope that our country isn't completely full of idiots. Thank you so much, Lisa.

 

George (NOT BUSH!)

 

Thank you George! And thank you for cash! I always kiss cash that is sent to me! Big hug!

 


 

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A tiger and Himalayan Black Bear cub are seen in London Zoo in this handout file photograph taken in London in April 1914 and made available on October 1, 2007. This picture is part of the Zoological Society of London's photographic archive that it has made available to be viewed online at www.zsl.org/printstore . Photo/Zoological Society of London

 

 

Peace.