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Wednesday edition - October 3, 2007
Could you imagine being in a foxhole with Bush, Cheney and Limbaugh? {{{{shudder}}}}
Halliburton called in to oversee Blackwater - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Anthrax Update
A former Army scientist asked a federal judge Tuesday to hold two journalists in contempt for refusing to identify the government officials who leaked details about the investigation into the 2001 anthrax attacks.
"Here's good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the bud, didn't he? ... President Bush says he's really going to buckle down now and fight global warming. As a matter of fact, he announced today he's sending 20,000 troops to the sun" --David Letterman
Disturbing News
Eavesdropping Illegal
A former top lawyer for the Bush administration on Tuesday said that parts of the President Bush's much-criticized eavesdropping program were illegal.
If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.- Ann Coulter
“Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the
mainstream of society.” -
Rush Limbaugh Republican Shenanigans
“This
is an interesting story -- it turns out that before the U.S. Invaded Iraq,
Saddam Hussein said he would quit the presidency and leave the country if he
were given $1 billion. Yeah. Yeah, when he heard this, President Bush said,
‘Hell, I’ll do it for $10,000.’” - Conan O’Brien How To Be A Horse's Ass 101
"Whoop-dee damn-doo," Thomas relates telling his wife when she interrupted his bath to report that he had been confirmed. "Mere confirmation, even to the Supreme Court, seemed pitifully small compensation for what had been done to me."
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"Here's an interesting story: A man in New York is now suing Home Depot,
claiming he became glued to a toilet seat. He was glued to the toilet seat and
could not move. Or, as Idaho Senator Larry Craig called it, 'a dream weekend'"
--Jay Leno Rock-The-Voter News
First Class Federal Waste
Federal employees wasted
at least $146 million over a one-year period on business- and first-class
airline tickets, in some cases
simply because they felt entitled to the perk, congressional investigators say
"Sure, blacks may be getting ignored now, but isn't that just getting them warmed up for next year, when they're really going to be ignored?" --Daily Show correspondent Larry Wilmore, on the Republican presidential candidates skipping the minority-issue debate
Biz-Tech News
Carrying Secrecy Too Far
The nation is preparing
for its biggest terrorism exercise ever next week when three fictional "dirty
bombs" go off and cripple transportation arteries in two major U.S. cities and
Guam, according to a document obtained by The Associated Press.
"I'm talking about people having a good time. You ever heard of emotional release? You heard of the need to blow some steam off?" - Rush Limbaugh on the US soldiers torturing prisoners at Abu Ghraib
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Subject: re "Chertoff: Illegals 'degrade' environment"
What a tool. Like a pile
of crap in the border area desert, which will be totally gone in about four
days, degrades the environment more than the millions of gallons of water pumped
daily from a drying aquifer to keep lawns in Phoenix green.
Doug
Let's deport these crazy neocon Republicans and there will be plenty of room for hardworking immigrants!
BRITNEY SPEARS’ JUDGE TAKES CUSTODY OF U.S. AWAY FROM BUSH
Fred Thompson, Cock Fan
On a three-day tour of Iowa this week, as he ambled through a truck stop on his way to Iowa Falls, he wore a baseball cap emblazoned with the word “Cocks” — a reference to the Gamecocks of the University of South Carolina — had a large, unlit cigar in his mouth, wore a tieless shirt and faded chinos, and looked to all the world like a guy who would have been just as comfortable buying live bait as preparing for his next speech.
Go-F***-Yourself News
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George (NOT BUSH!)
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A tiger and Himalayan Black Bear cub are seen in London Zoo in this handout file photograph taken in London in April 1914 and made available on October 1, 2007. This picture is part of the Zoological Society of London's photographic archive that it has made available to be viewed online at www.zsl.org/printstore . Photo/Zoological Society of London
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