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TGIF/Weekend edition - October 26-28, 2007
W is sending out his women, Condi and Laura (see below).
Did ya hear this? The US returned a shipment of lead to China, they found toys in it! - Anon.
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Don't Believe the Newspapers. Believe Us! We Would Never Lead You Astray. Right?
"I'm here to tell you that the American people stand with our troops. No matter what you might read in the newspapers, people do appreciate the gift of freedom." U.S. first lady Laura Bush told hundreds of American servicemen and women gathered at an air terminal in Kuwait.
Huh? What was she talking about?
I never thought freedom was a "gift", I thought it was my constitutional right. I'm so glad Laura set me straight!
No wonder W married Laura - they admire each other twisting the English language.
The Best "Moment of Zen" in History
Man levitates outside the White House
Disturbing News
THIS COUNTRY IS FINISHED* GEORGE CARLIN ON COUNTDOWN
The Effects Of Bush's Visit
Jay Jeffcoat said the
president promised to replace a baseball that famed pitcher Nolan Ryan had
autographed for a namesake, Jeffcoat's son, Ryan.
...Still covered in
ashes, firefighters Danny Chandler and Chris Cortright from Mount Laguna waited
on the back of a pickup truck. They could see the showers and the food tent, in
the distance, but the president's visit kept them and dozens of other
firefighters from moving. Chandler had been fighting the fire in Ramona for 24
hours. Cortright had been at it for 48 hours.
Perfected: The Ann Coulter Song
Republican Shenanigans
At Least He Didn't Sing, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran
"I will follow Osama Bin Laden to the gates of hell and I will shoot him with
your products," John McCain said.
San Diego's Qualcomm Stadium sheltered the brushfire evacuees Wednesday. Inside the stadium they were offered yoga, acupuncture, massage therapy, cappuccino and catered meals from the Hyatt. San Diego's fine, but New Orleans could riot any day now. - Argus Hamilton
Who's In Charge In California?
As
wildfires were charging across Southern California, nearly two dozen
water-dropping helicopters and two massive cargo planes sat idly by, grounded by
government rules and bureaucracy...It
took as long as a day for Navy, Marine and California National Guard
helicopters to get clearance early this week, in part because state rules
require all firefighting choppers to be accompanied by state forestry "fire
spotters" who coordinate water or retardant drops. By the time those spotters
arrived, the powerful Santa Ana winds stoking the fires had made it too
dangerous to fly.
Maybe this video link of Schwarzenegger explains why he grabbed a reporter to make his point Arnold Grabs ABC’s Shipman, Demands: Stop Spinning Fire Coverage
Rock-The-Voter News
FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISSION: COLBERT CAMPAIGN CAN USE COUNTERFEIT CASH
Biz-Tech News
The Federal Reserve will reportedly cut interest rates Tuesday to bail out the financial markets. It's just in time. Homeowners were drowning in the ocean with sharks fast approaching, when miraculously the Fed steps in and saves the sharks.- Argus Hamilton
Bush-Prison-Torture News
“Bill
Clinton did reveal..."what I'm going to do if she's elected president."
Go-F***-Yourself News
Comely Mouthpiece
Dana Perino, White House press aide, who replaced Tony Snow, who replaced Scott McClellantron 2000. Q And one more. You mentioned that there are health benefits to climate change. Could you describe some of those? MS. PERINO: Sure. In some cases, there are -- look, this is an issue where I'm sure lots of people would love to ridicule me when I say this, but it is true that many people die from cold-related deaths every winter. And there are studies that say that climate change in certain areas of the world would help those individuals.
Who do you think spends more hours working in a day, W or me?
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A huge crocodile made of pumpkins is displayed on a farm in Hartheim-Feldkirch, southwestern Germany, Wednesday, Oct. 24, 2007. The farmer promotes his products with the colourful huge reptile. Photo/Winfried Rothermel
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