Wednesday edition - October 24, 2007

 

 

 

Laura Bush Helps Launch Health Center
The Associated Press - 10-24-07
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — First lady Laura Bush helped launch a screening facility in Saudi Arabia Tuesday as part of a US-Saudi initiative to raise..;

 

Administration Diverges on Missile Defense
Washington Post - 10-24-07
President Bush said yesterday that a missile defense system is urgently needed in Europe to guard against a possible attack on US allies by Iran, while Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates suggested that the United...

Bush to talk tough, urge change in Cuban rule
MiamiHerald.com, FL - 10-24-07
President Bush, in a hard-line speech crafted for an international audience, will call for democracy and freedom in Cuba.


 

It's admirable to help Saudi women, God knows they need it, but what about health centers for American women, Mrs. Bush?

 


 

President Bush asked Congress Tuesday for forty-six billion additional dollars for the war. Both Afghanistan and Iraq have become quagmires, but he's undaunted. President Bush was raised to believe that if at first you don't succeed, try, try Iran. - Argus Hamilton

 


 

 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Too Confused To Be President

 

"Actually, just look at what Osama - Barack Obama - said just yesterday. Barack Obama, calling on radicals, jihadists of all different types, to come together in Iraq. That is the battlefield. ... It's almost as if the Democratic contenders for president are living in fantasyland. Their idea for jihad is to retreat, and their idea for the economy is to also retreat. And in my view, both efforts are wrongheaded."...Mr Romney refused to discuss the error, which was made at a campaign speech in South Carolina. A spokesman for Mr Obama said: "Apparently, Mitt Romney can switch names just as casually as he switches positions, but what's wrongheaded is continuing a misguided war in Iraq that has left America less safe."

 


 

“More bad news today for Barack Obama. You hear what happened? Oh, boy. Yeah, yeah. He just found out he’s related to Bill O’Reilly, too. The guy can’t get a break!”- Jay Leno

 


 

ANOTHER EMAIL from Mr Gatlin who has contacted the FBI because of threats he received from viewers of this website

and viewer responses

 

Also included: an imaginary interview of Mr Gatlin by the FBI


 


 

Disturbing News


 

 


 

Republican Calls for Raid on Democratic Meeting

 

A Republican presidential candidate on Tuesday called for a federal immigration raid at a meeting in the U.S. Capitol hosted by the Senate's No. 2 Democrat. No  one from Immigration and Customs Enforcement showed up despite GOP Rep. Tom Tancredo of Colorado's call, Assistant Majority Leader Dick Durbin of Illinois said afterward.

"His hatred for people who are immigrants is boundless," Durbin said.

Tancredo issued a news release saying he had called federal immigration officials to warn them that illegal immigrants might show up at Durbin's meeting promoting the DREAM Act.
 

 


 

“And a new study says that screeners at L.A. International Airport” missed “75% of the fake bombs that were sent through the lines. It’s unbelievable. However, they did confiscate 100% of people’s water bottles. So you have to go buy a new one at the airport gift shop for five bucks a piece. They did get that.” - Jay Leno

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

At Benefit, Imus and Son Flip Reporters the Bird - New YorkObserver

 


‘GLOBAL WARMING DENIER’ GEORGE WILL APPEARS ON ‘THIS WEEK’ WITH NO PANTS

By Don Davis

 


 

 

 


Is It Impeachment Time Yet?

 

Richard L. Thornburgh, who served as attorney general under Presidents Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush, accused the Justice Department yesterday of prosecuting a prominent Pennsylvania Democrat for political reasons, one of a series of cases singled out by House Democrats as examples of alleged GOP meddling at the Justice Department.
 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


Editing, Bush Style

 

The White House significantly edited testimony prepared for a Senate hearing on the impact of climate change on health, deleting key portions citing diseases that could flourish in a warmer climate, documents obtained by The Associated Press showed Wednesday.

 


 

Brownie: Bush not doing heckuva job on fires - Politico

 

 


 

When do we get to spend any money on peace? - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

 

 


Biz-Tech News


 

 


 

We're ALL in DEBT to George W. Bush - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

Photo of Condi Rice and a protestor

 


 

Email

Subject: A quote for you

 

Hello!

I've been reading your column and watching the hilarious jokes about
the
most unamerican american ever for almost a year now, with great
pleasure
everytime. I was searching a word today on an eminent source of
etymology, http://www.etymonline.com  , and found a quote by another
american president which actually fits this administration rather well.

"Everything is un-American that tends either to government by a
plutocracy or government by a mob." [Theodore Roosevelt, 1917]

At least I think it is fitting to see this quote in the light of the
fact that the vicepresident was head of an oil company (and he still is

pulling the strings in the same company somehow) which is part of a
plutocracy and the angry mob that is the new conservative republicans.
Don't you agree?


Keep up the good work, even after Bush is long gone,


Carl Hult
Sweden

 

Thank you Carl.

 

I sure do agree.

 

Hillary Clinton said there was a vast right wing conspiracy. She was right and they're ruining my country and the world.

 

I apologize for that.

 


 

I'm thankful I have the ability to have friends on all sides of the political spectrum. My friends and I have political debates and we learn from each other. We don't engage in hateful diatribes. We often use humor to make our political points. I guess that's why we're friends. And that is why I've always liked Bill Clinton, he has the ability to keep the lines of communication open, without personally attacking anyone with made-up junk and often using humor to make his point.

 

Here's a great example of Bill Clinton's humor in August 1993, right before the Republican convention, when Papa Bush's campaign was in full personal attack mode and admittedly so.

 

Mr. Bush, or at least his campaign, plans to go after not only Gov. Bill Clinton of Arkansas but also the Democratic nominee's wife, Hillary. A senior strategist said: "No sleaze, but maybe some draft-dodging, a lot about his record as Governor, and plenty about Hillary. She's more than fair game."...Responding to the attacks on Mrs. Clinton here, he said, "You'd think he was running for First Lady." And with scorn: "They haven't had anything positive to say about themselves. If I were the Republicans, I'd be more worried about what I could do for America than how I could bad-mouth Bill Clinton and Al Gore and Hillary Clinton and Tipper Gore."

 

 

Fair game? Isn't that the name of Valerie Plame Wilson's new book?

 

I miss having an intelligent president who really cared about America and the world.

 

 


 

 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

“Well, let’s see what’s happening in Las Vegas with magician David Cop-a-feel. You heard about this? Well, apparently I guess the FBI is investigating the magician David Copperfield for possible sexual misconduct against a woman...I understand they cuffed him; they put him in a straight jacket and suspended him upside down in a tank of water.” - Jay Leno

 


 



 


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The southern California wildfires are shown in this satellite image provided by NASA on October 23, 2007. Wildfires burned unchecked today in southern California with hundreds of thousands of people forced to evacuate, and at least 1000 homes destroyed. Photo/NASA

 

 

Peace.