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Wednesday edition - October 24, 2007
It's admirable to help Saudi women, God knows they need it, but what about health centers for American women, Mrs. Bush?
President Bush asked Congress Tuesday for forty-six billion additional dollars for the war. Both Afghanistan and Iraq have become quagmires, but he's undaunted. President Bush was raised to believe that if at first you don't succeed, try, try Iran. - Argus Hamilton
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Too Confused To Be President
"Actually, just look at what Osama - Barack Obama - said just yesterday. Barack Obama, calling on radicals, jihadists of all different types, to come together in Iraq. That is the battlefield. ... It's almost as if the Democratic contenders for president are living in fantasyland. Their idea for jihad is to retreat, and their idea for the economy is to also retreat. And in my view, both efforts are wrongheaded."...Mr Romney refused to discuss the error, which was made at a campaign speech in South Carolina. A spokesman for Mr Obama said: "Apparently, Mitt Romney can switch names just as casually as he switches positions, but what's wrongheaded is continuing a misguided war in Iraq that has left America less safe."
“More bad news today for Barack Obama. You hear what happened? Oh, boy. Yeah, yeah. He just found out he’s related to Bill O’Reilly, too. The guy can’t get a break!”- Jay Leno
ANOTHER EMAIL from Mr Gatlin who has contacted the FBI because of threats he received from viewers of this website and viewer responses
Also included:
an imaginary interview of Mr Gatlin by the FBI
Disturbing News
Republican Calls for Raid on Democratic Meeting
A Republican
presidential candidate on Tuesday called for a federal immigration raid at a
meeting in the U.S. Capitol hosted by the Senate's No. 2 Democrat. No one
from Immigration and Customs Enforcement showed up despite GOP Rep. Tom Tancredo
of Colorado's call, Assistant Majority Leader Dick Durbin of Illinois said
afterward.
“And a new study says that screeners at L.A. International Airport” missed “75% of the fake bombs that were sent through the lines. It’s unbelievable. However, they did confiscate 100% of people’s water bottles. So you have to go buy a new one at the airport gift shop for five bucks a piece. They did get that.” - Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
At Benefit, Imus and Son Flip Reporters the Bird - New YorkObserver
‘GLOBAL WARMING DENIER’ GEORGE WILL APPEARS ON ‘THIS WEEK’ WITH NO PANTS
Is It Impeachment Time Yet?
Richard L. Thornburgh,
who served as attorney general under Presidents Ronald Reagan and George H.W.
Bush,
accused the Justice Department yesterday of prosecuting a prominent Pennsylvania
Democrat for political reasons, one of a series of cases singled out by
House Democrats as examples of alleged GOP meddling at the Justice Department.
Rock-The-Voter News
Editing, Bush Style
The White House significantly edited testimony prepared for a Senate hearing on the impact of climate change on health, deleting key portions citing diseases that could flourish in a warmer climate, documents obtained by The Associated Press showed Wednesday.
Brownie: Bush not doing heckuva job on fires - Politico
When do we get to spend any money on peace? - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Biz-Tech News
We're ALL in DEBT to George W. Bush - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Photo of Condi Rice and a protestor
Subject: A quote for you
Hello!
Thank you Carl.
I sure do agree.
Hillary Clinton said there was a vast right wing conspiracy. She was right and they're ruining my country and the world.
I apologize for that.
I'm thankful I have the ability to have friends on all sides of the political spectrum. My friends and I have political debates and we learn from each other. We don't engage in hateful diatribes. We often use humor to make our political points. I guess that's why we're friends. And that is why I've always liked Bill Clinton, he has the ability to keep the lines of communication open, without personally attacking anyone with made-up junk and often using humor to make his point.
Here's a great example of Bill Clinton's humor in August 1993, right before the Republican convention, when Papa Bush's campaign was in full personal attack mode and admittedly so.
Mr. Bush, or at least his campaign, plans to go after not only Gov. Bill Clinton of Arkansas but also the Democratic nominee's wife, Hillary. A senior strategist said: "No sleaze, but maybe some draft-dodging, a lot about his record as Governor, and plenty about Hillary. She's more than fair game."...Responding to the attacks on Mrs. Clinton here, he said, "You'd think he was running for First Lady." And with scorn: "They haven't had anything positive to say about themselves. If I were the Republicans, I'd be more worried about what I could do for America than how I could bad-mouth Bill Clinton and Al Gore and Hillary Clinton and Tipper Gore."
Fair game? Isn't that the name of Valerie Plame Wilson's new book?
I miss having an intelligent president who really cared about America and the world.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
“Well, let’s see what’s happening in Las Vegas with magician David Cop-a-feel. You heard about this? Well, apparently I guess the FBI is investigating the magician David Copperfield for possible sexual misconduct against a woman...I understand they cuffed him; they put him in a straight jacket and suspended him upside down in a tank of water.” - Jay Leno
Go-F***-Yourself News
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The southern California wildfires are shown in this satellite image provided by NASA on October 23, 2007. Wildfires burned unchecked today in southern California with hundreds of thousands of people forced to evacuate, and at least 1000 homes destroyed. Photo/NASA
Peace.
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