Monday edition - October 22, 2007

 

 

 

Outed Spy Plame, Telling the (Edited) Inside Story
Washington Post, United States - 10-22-07
...Since senior administration officials whispered "Valerie Plame" and "CIA" in the same breath to half a dozen journalists in 2003, some people have not very subtly suggested that her work couldn't really have been all that hush-hush if she had an office job, not to mention blond hair and little kids. "She was not involved in clandestine activities," Robert D. Novak, the syndicated columnist who first published her name, wrote earlier this year in his dueling memoir...

 

Turkey: Convoy Moves To Iraq Border
Guardian Unlimited, UK - 10-22-07
From AP By VOLKAN SARISAKAL AP Writer SIRNAK, Turkey (AP) - Dozens of military vehicles headed toward the Iraq border and protesters demanded tough action

IEDs Seen As Rising Threat in The US
Washington Post, United States - Oct 19, 2007
While the roadside bombs and armor-piercing charges have become the signature weapons of the Iraqi insurgency, US officials define the domestic IED threat


 

If Bush was ever waterboarded, his mouth would run faster than a cheap pair of pantyhose.

 


 

The Turkish parliament just voted to approve the idea of invading Iraq and President Bush was furious. He said ‘What kind of country takes a vote  before they invade Iraq.’ - Bill Maher

 


 

 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


 

The Chickenhawk Goes Birdwatching

 

President Bush did some bird-watching today on his way to lunch with Vice President Dick Cheney at the vice president's waterfont home on the eastern shore of Maryland.

 


 

 

 


 

Good news for the terrorists - Undercover agents posing as passengers were able to get simulated bombs through the screening process here at LAX 75% of the time. But, not one drop of shampoo.- Bill Maher

 


 


 

Disturbing News


The Polish Are Leaving, The Polish Are Leaving

 

Poland's centre-right Civic Platform, poised to form the next government after winning Sunday's parliamentary election, will seek to pull Polish troops from Iraq early in 2008, a top party official said.

 


 

The idea that you are an army against an enemy that doesn’t have an army is not liberal or conservative, it’s just stupid. - Bill Maher

 


 


 

The FDA announced Thursday it will order the makers of anti-impotence drugs to add new label warnings. It turns out that drugs like Viagra can cause hearing loss. This explains why so many Republican presidential debates turn into shouting matches. - Argus Hamilton

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

"A very special edition of 'Dateline' the other night. Matt Lauer interviewed Idaho Senator Larry Craig. Actually, the senator was a little confused. He thought it was 'Win A Date with Matt Lauer.' The senator showed up with flowers, condoms, a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade. He was there to party. ... If you didn't see the interview, it will rerun on Bravo on 'Queer Eye For Pretending To Be The Straight Guy.'" --Jay Leno

 


Valerie Plame Connects the Dots

 

Plame admits to being shocked when she heard President Bush make the Niger yellowcake claim in his 2003 State of the Union address, and while watching Secretary of State Colin Powell's televised presentation to the UN regarding Iraq's alleged weapons of mass destruction (WMD): "I had been tracking Iraqi WMD efforts carefully for some time and the facts I knew simply did not match up with what Powell had just presented." Plame explains in great detail exactly why these pre-war intelligence claims were unreliable, despite being trumpeted by the White House as some sort of "slam dunk" case for war.

 



 

I am pretty sure if you asked “What would Jesus veto?” it wouldn’t be health care for sick kids
- Bill Maher

 


 

Email: waltergatlin@gtaz.com

Subject: Sorry you feal this way about Bush

 

 Hello. I voted for Mr. Bush twice and would do so fifty more times if asked. It is one thing to dislike someone but bash them like you do just proves that instead of explaining to us the truth, you just tell worthless jokes. It is better to just write your proof down and let people read it than to make fun of a president. This just shows us that you have no class and cannot be trusted with the truth. Set your little child like behavior aside and just state the facts or continue like you are and reap no respect.

Have a great day.

www.gtaz.com

Walter E Gatlin Sr
 

 

Show me one page on my site, where I did not tell the truth. Naw, don't bother, as I cite dozens of sources daily for my political humor.

 

Here's a fact for you. The Bush administration outed an undercover CIA agent which is fully documented in the trial of Scooter Libby.  In United States v. Libby, the jury convicted Libby on four of the five counts in the indictment: one count of obstruction of justice; two counts of perjury; and one count of making false statements to federal investigators. Libby is the highest-ranking White House official convicted in a government scandal since National Security Adviser John Poindexter in the Iran-Contra affair two decades ago.

 

Bush pardoned Libby. His father pardoned Poindexter.

 

How do you "feal" about those facts?

 

You'd probably call it "treeson."

 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


Homeland Shh-curity

 

Anxious to avoid upsetting air travelers, NASA is withholding results from an unprecedented national survey of pilots that found safety problems like near collisions and runway interference occur far more frequently than the government previously recognized.

 


 

How about if we actually have a president who instead of promising everything, says to America ‘If we’re going to solve these problems, you have to be willing to sacrifice.’ And sacrifice does not mean going shopping or sitting at home watching television. It means being patriotic about something other than the war. - Presidential Candidate Senator John Edwards

 



 


 

 

 


Biz-Tech News

 


 

Stop saying that people make bad decisions because they're young. Have you seen this group? [photo of Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, Powell] - Bill Maher

 


 

 

www.anntelnaes.com

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News

 


Three Emails from: "ralph" rdiller@wtrt.net

Subject: none

 

  1. hey bitch this is my handle not yours sides your really have some  boring sh t here cow sh t i mean

  2. you guys been under bills desk to long there in ar. or up hillarys
    hmmm watch out for the ole sds

  3. so you are enjoying all 30 inmates eh wow what a woman if only you
    would encourage your employer hillary to do some she might get even
    with bill in a couple years


    It's official now, Bush has let the simians loose.


 

You know, when I see that little flag right there, the first thing I think is, "You voted for and still like George Bush, the man who has gotten more troops unnecessarily killed and maimed by failing to plan for their mission, by pushing their units to the breaking point, but letting his corporate enablers like Halliburton and Bechtel and Blackwater rape and pillage not just the Iraqis, but our own army.
Can you imagine how apoplectic the flag pin people would be if these same transgressions against the military were being made by Bill Clinton? Oh, who am I kidding? They'd still be obsessing about the bl**job.
 - Bill Maher
 


 

 

 


Go-F***-Yourself News



 

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Odd News


 

 

Mubarak Muhammad Abdullahi, a 24-year-old physics undergraduate in northern Nigeria, takes old cars and motorbikes apart in the back yard at his home and builds his own helicopters from the parts. Photo/Pius Utomi

 

 

Peace.