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Monday edition - October 22, 2007
If Bush was ever waterboarded, his mouth would run faster than a cheap pair of pantyhose.
The Turkish parliament just voted to approve the idea of invading Iraq and President Bush was furious. He said ‘What kind of country takes a vote before they invade Iraq.’ - Bill Maher
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
The Chickenhawk Goes Birdwatching
President Bush did some bird-watching today on his way to lunch with Vice President Dick Cheney at the vice president's waterfont home on the eastern shore of Maryland.
Good news for the terrorists - Undercover agents posing as passengers were able to get simulated bombs through the screening process here at LAX 75% of the time. But, not one drop of shampoo.- Bill Maher
Disturbing News
The Polish Are Leaving, The Polish Are Leaving
Poland's centre-right Civic Platform, poised to form the next government after winning Sunday's parliamentary election, will seek to pull Polish troops from Iraq early in 2008, a top party official said.
The idea that you are an army against an enemy that doesn’t have an army is not liberal or conservative, it’s just stupid. - Bill Maher
The FDA announced Thursday it will order the makers of anti-impotence drugs to add new label warnings. It turns out that drugs like Viagra can cause hearing loss. This explains why so many Republican presidential debates turn into shouting matches. - Argus Hamilton
Republican Shenanigans
"A very special edition of 'Dateline' the other night. Matt Lauer interviewed Idaho Senator Larry Craig. Actually, the senator was a little confused. He thought it was 'Win A Date with Matt Lauer.' The senator showed up with flowers, condoms, a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade. He was there to party. ... If you didn't see the interview, it will rerun on Bravo on 'Queer Eye For Pretending To Be The Straight Guy.'" --Jay Leno
Valerie Plame Connects the Dots
Plame admits to being shocked when she heard President Bush make the Niger yellowcake claim in his 2003 State of the Union address, and while watching Secretary of State Colin Powell's televised presentation to the UN regarding Iraq's alleged weapons of mass destruction (WMD): "I had been tracking Iraqi WMD efforts carefully for some time and the facts I knew simply did not match up with what Powell had just presented." Plame explains in great detail exactly why these pre-war intelligence claims were unreliable, despite being trumpeted by the White House as some sort of "slam dunk" case for war.
I am
pretty sure if you asked “What would Jesus veto?” it wouldn’t be health care for
sick kids
Email: waltergatlin@gtaz.com Subject: Sorry you feal this way about Bush
Hello.
I voted for Mr. Bush twice and would do so fifty more times if asked. It is one
thing to dislike someone but bash them like you do just proves that instead of
explaining to us the truth, you just tell worthless jokes. It is better to just
write your proof down and let people read it than to make fun of a president.
This just shows us that you have no class and cannot be trusted with the truth.
Set your little child like behavior aside and just state the facts or continue
like you are and reap no respect.
Show me one page on my site, where I did not tell the truth. Naw, don't bother, as I cite dozens of sources daily for my political humor.
Here's a fact for you. The Bush administration outed an undercover CIA agent which is fully documented in the trial of Scooter Libby. In United States v. Libby, the jury convicted Libby on four of the five counts in the indictment: one count of obstruction of justice; two counts of perjury; and one count of making false statements to federal investigators. Libby is the highest-ranking White House official convicted in a government scandal since National Security Adviser John Poindexter in the Iran-Contra affair two decades ago.
Bush pardoned Libby. His father pardoned Poindexter.
How do you "feal" about those facts?
You'd probably call it "treeson."
Rock-The-Voter News
Homeland Shh-curity
Anxious to avoid upsetting air travelers, NASA is withholding results from an unprecedented national survey of pilots that found safety problems like near collisions and runway interference occur far more frequently than the government previously recognized.
How about if we actually have a president who instead of promising everything, says to America ‘If we’re going to solve these problems, you have to be willing to sacrifice.’ And sacrifice does not mean going shopping or sitting at home watching television. It means being patriotic about something other than the war. - Presidential Candidate Senator John Edwards
Biz-Tech News
Stop saying that people make bad decisions because they're young. Have you seen this group? [photo of Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, Powell] - Bill Maher
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Three Emails from: "ralph" rdiller@wtrt.net Subject: none
You
know, when I see that little flag right there, the first thing I think is, "You
voted for and still like George Bush, the man who has gotten more troops
unnecessarily killed and maimed by failing to plan for their mission, by pushing
their units to the breaking point, but letting his corporate enablers like
Halliburton and Bechtel and Blackwater rape and pillage not just the Iraqis, but
our own army.
Go-F***-Yourself News
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Mubarak Muhammad Abdullahi, a 24-year-old physics undergraduate in northern Nigeria, takes old cars and motorbikes apart in the back yard at his home and builds his own helicopters from the parts. Photo/Pius Utomi
Peace.
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