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Monday edition - October 20, 2008
"I don't know much about running for office, but seems to me John McCain isn't spending nearly enough time working the 'My wife can get us all free beer' angle."- Jimmy Kimmel
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Pirate Update
It's been a busy, profitable
week for Somali pirates: They hijacked one South Korean bulk carrier Wednesday,
released another South Korean cargo ship Thursday and let a hijacked Thai ship
go Saturday
after getting a ransom.
Disturbing News
Connect The Dots
Freddie Mac
secretly paid a Republican consulting firm $2 million to kill legislation that
would have regulated and trimmed the mortgage finance giant and its sister
company, Fannie Mae, three years before the government took control to
prevent their collapse.
"O beautiful for spacious lies, For amber waves of greed..." - Grant Gerver
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Republican-Shenanigans News
F.B.I. Investigates S.E.X.
A senior federal law enforcement official says the FBI is investigating whether federal money was misused when Democratic Congressman Tim Mahoney hired a mistress to work in his office.
"Barack
Obama has begun running ads within video games. Obama ads can be seen in video
games such as 'Madden NFL '09' and 'Burnout.' Not to be outdone, John McCain has
begun putting ads inside many MRI machines." --Seth Meyers
Rock-The-Voter News
"A married
congressman from Florida, Tim Mahoney, is under investigation for paying
$125,000 to his mistress to keep her quiet. Well, that worked out well. Well,
listen, yesterday it was reported he was having a second affair at the same
time. What kind of sleazeball cheats on his mistress?" --Jay Leno Ads by Google
Biz-Tech News
I asked a friend what he wanted to be for Halloween. He said, “Solvent.” - LaughLines
It's OK When Republicans Pal Around With CONVICTED Terrorists
When David Letterman linked the Arizona senator to his friend and fundraiser - and convicted Watergate burglar and domestic terrorist G. Gordon Liddy - McCain recoiled. After the break, he admitted: "I know Gordon Liddy. He paid his debt, he went to prison. ... I'm not in any way embarrassed to know Gordon Liddy." Liddy, who plotted to kill newspaper columnist Jack Anderson and firebomb the Brookings Institution, hosted a 1998 fundraiser for McCain's re-election. On Liddy's radio show in 2007, the senator spoke proudly of the ex-con's "adherence to the principles and philosophies that keep our nation great."
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Joe the
Plumber is such a celebrity now that after the debate, he was rushed to
Washington to unclog a valve on Dick Cheney." --David Letterman Go-F**k-Yourself News
Blue Angels Solo: 3
Days - 3 Sneak Passes
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Odd News
Quite a dunk
: A member of the Milwaukee Bucks "Rim Rockers" goes airborne for an acrobatic
slam dunk to entertain fans during a break in the action against the Golden
State Warriors at an NBA pre-season exhibition game in Beijing at the Beijing
Basketball Arena.
Peace.
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