"The
former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has completed her memoir, and it'll be
in stores in November. So that's something to look forward to. A lot of people
aren't taking her seriously. I've seen it. It's a big, huge book. But when you
go into the store, you can use that big book to step up so you can reach a
better book." --David Letterman
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Remember the First Gulf War?
A
federal judge is giving Iraq the chance to argue that it shouldn't have to pay
damages to U.S. soldiers held as prisoners during the Gulf War in the early
1990s.
"Do you folks remember Andy Williams? Fantastic singer. He says that President Obama is following Marxist theory. I said, 'That's interesting. I think I'm going to wait and see what the Andrews Sisters say.'" --David Letterman
The Right Wing Is Against the Olympics? Oy Vey!
Disturbing News
"Former
Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has a new book coming out. They say she finished the
book ahead of schedule so they moved the release date up to November 17th. So,
turns out she can finish something." --Jimmy Kimmel The White House Should Just Laugh at Fox News. It's A Comedy Show, Isn't It?
In the past few months, Fox News' critical coverage of the Obama administration has been the subject of scornful scrutiny by left-leaning pundits and political satirists. But now the White House appears to be willing to get dirt on its own hands, jumping into the fray by blasting the network's "disregard for facts" in a post on the official White House blog.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"I miss our old President, who worked for more recess for children, not more school. Instead, we elected the kid who reminds the teacher that she forgot to give the class homework. That's no fun at all." --Jimmy Kimmel
She Was Not A Republican
The
oldest-known hominid skeleton was a 4-foot-tall female who walked upright more
than 4 million years ago and offers new clues to how humans may have evolved,
scientists say.
"The big
news was the Senate yesterday - the finance committee - rejected the Democrats'
health-care plan, the one with the public option. Meanwhile, the Republicans are
offering their own health-care plan. It's called, 'Stop Crying and Take an
Advil.'" --Jimmy Fallon
Rock-The-Voter News
"Big healthcare news. This just happened. The public option backed by President Obama was just voted down by the Senate Finance Committee, or as supporters of universal healthcare call them, 'The Death Panel.'" --Jimmy Fallon
"Well, the
'New York Daily News' is reporting that John Edwards' former aide, Andrew Young,
is now saying Edwards had affairs with many other women on the campaign trail.
This sounds like the same trail Governor Mark Sanford was supposed to be hiking
on." --Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
"The
President of the World Bank said yesterday that the euro could replace the
American dollar as the new global currency. The Treasury Department is telling
everyone to not panic, just calmly throw your money away." --Jimmy Fallon
"Democrats couldn't get laid in a house (where people's) sole purpose is to have consequence and disease-free sex with legislators on finance committees." –Jon Stewart, on Democrats' impotent inability to get the public option out of the Senate Finance Committee
What's With Texas Governors and Executions?
Gov. Rick Perry has replaced the head of a state commission that is investigating a questionable finding of arson in the case that led to the 2004 execution of Cameron Todd Willingham, just as the commission was due to hold a public hearing examining the case.
By Hubert
Wilson Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"People in
Alaska are looking forward to Sarah Palin's memoir. They're already calling it
'The Book to Nowhere.'" --David Letterman
"But if you're interested, Sarah Palin will be at Barnes & Noble later this fall for a book shooting." --David Letterman
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