Thursday edition - October 18, 2007
Bush Says Iran Must Be Prevented From Getting Nukes To Avoid WW III
Blackwater Likely to Be Out of Iraq
Move over, Halliburton: Sara Lee, Perdue targeted over
Shouldn't someone stop this man before he starts another war? No wonder Congress' approval rating is 11%.
Iraq is Bush's "Field of Doom": Build It and They Will Leave. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Iraq: Grenade Injures 6 Schoolboys
Parliament in Turkey Approves Iraq Incursion New York Times
Bush Knows Best
The U.S. government on Wednesday rejected a U.N. report that said the use of private security guards like those involved in the shooting deaths of Iraqi civilians amounted to a new form of mercenary activity.
"China is outraged at the United States for honoring the Dalai Lama at the White House. They're pretty mad. I hope they don't try to get back at us, you know, like maybe putting lead in our toys or anti-freeze in our toothpaste." --Jay Leno
Lake Lanier has 81 days of water left Gainesville Times, GA
Schools Act to Ward Off Virulent Staph Washington Post
Iraq Hires Iran. What's Next, Iraq Hiring China? Yep.
Iraq has agreed to award $1.1 billion in contracts to Iranian and Chinese companies to build a pair of enormous power plants, the Iraqi electricity minister said Tuesday. Word of the project prompted serious concerns among American military officials, who fear that Iranian commercial investments can mask military activities at a time of heightened tension with Iran.
Leno: "I have to ask you about your family. Dick Cheney, you and he are
Barak Obama: "Yeah. How about that? Yeah. Not kissing cousins...People have been doing these genealogical studies of me, and I've got all kinds of rogues in my background, you know. You're always hoping for, you know, kings and great leaders."
Hastert To Resign Early
interview was conducted in Senator Craig's home in Idaho. Beautiful home. Four
bedrooms, 29 bathrooms." --Jay Leno
The Undisclosed Location
the president will spend some time on the Eastern Shore, with a scheduled visit
to the Chesapeake Bay Maritime Museum in St. Michaels followed by lunch at the
nearby 2.5 million dollar vacation home of Vice President Dick Cheney...Cheney
frequently spends weekends on the Eastern Shore, and
former Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and former press secretary Tony Snow
have houses nearby.
There was no word on whether Snow or Rumsfeld would be invited for lunch.
Countdown: The Right’s Attacks On Children Continue - This Time It’s A Toddler - Crooks&Liars
Colbert Consulted Parties Before Announcing Run New York Times
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Rudy acts like a war-loving crank.
Is his hawkishness feigned, else he’ll tank
As Republicans see
That he doesn’t agree
With most of the GOP plank?
globe of the world once owned by Adolph Hitler is going to be auctioned off. ...
So, Hitler's globe if you're thinking about getting a Christmas gift for Ann
Coulter." --Jay Leno
As Writers’ Strike Looms, Stakes Are Higher for TV Than Film New York Times
MySpace And Skype Users Can Phone Each Other For Free
510 Cases - 4 Prosecutions
Six years of
investigations and prosecutions have turned up little evidence of Islamic
jihadists at work in the United States, according to a study released Monday.
The study, conducted by New York University's Center on Law and Security, tracked 510 cases billed as terrorism-related when arrests were made...The study found only four people -- including confessed al Qaeda operative Zacarias Moussaoui and "shoe bomber" Richard Reid -- were convicted of planning attacks within the United States.
Austin College lecturer presents Abu Ghraib research North Texas e-News, TX
Valerie Plame Update
Four years after her CIA cover was blown in a newspaper column, Valerie Plame is settling scores with the Bush administration, Republican lawmakers and the journalists involved in the White House leak scandal.
Lynne Cheney: Uncomfortable With Hillary
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Co-defendant Says Oj Wanted Guns Guardian Unlimited
NYC Woman Finds Python in the Toilet ABC News
For early humans, a beach party and clam bake in S.Africa Reuters South Africa
This image provided by the King County Washington Sheriff's department shows Deputy C. Neely as she peers into the bowl of the giant toilet that she recovered Wednesday Oct. 17, 2007. The giant toilet was on the side of the roadway covered with a tarp. When the deputy realized what she found she blurted out, "Holy crap, it's a giant toilet!". Sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart said the toilet facsimile was built by five friends in Colorado Springs, Colo., and was brought to Seattle late last month for a race. It was stolen out of the back of a truck, which was also stolen. Urquhart says the truck has not been found. Photo/King County Washington Sheriff's Department