Monday edition - October 15, 2007


Bush Invites Hillary to Oval Office




Showdown Over Children’s Health Care Looms
New York Times, United States - 10-15-07
Democrats are not predicting victory in the main event in Congress this week - their push to override President Bush’s veto of a children’s..


Top US general hits out at lack of planning behind Iraq war
Guardian Unlimited, UK - 10-15-07
A retired general who led US forces in Iraq at the start of the insurgency has indicated that he may name and shame the individuals in the Bush administration he blames for a "catastrophically flawed, unrealistically optimistic war plan".

Craig says he will fight to clear name
MSNBC - 10-15-07
In an interview with Matt Lauer, anchor of NBC’s TODAY morning program, Craig bitterly criticized Republican presidential Mitt Romney, for whom he had worked as a liaison to the Senate, for abandoning him in his hour of need.


War is peace, good is evil, hot is cold, Fox IS news should be the new Republican motto.



Al Gore won the Nobel Prize. Or as President Bush announced it, Sweden is with the terrorists.
- Bill Maher





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

The "Good Germans" Among Us


America’s “enhanced interrogation” techniques have a grotesque provenance: “Verschärfte Vernehmung, enhanced or intensified interrogation, was the exact term innovated by the Gestapo to describe what became known as the ‘third degree.’ It left no marks. It included hypothermia, stress positions and long-time sleep deprivation.



By Don Davis



Now, the people who are really getting tough with the Middle East, is the House Foreign Relations Committee. Those motherf***ers are not kidding around. They voted yesterday to condemn as an act of genocide the killings of Armenians in Turkey in 1915. Yeah, see this is – this is exactly why the voters gave control to the Democrats. To send a stern message to the Ottoman Empire.- Bill Maher




Disturbing News


"Hybrid vehicles are so quiet at slow speeds that blind people say they’re a safety risk. Again, there’s another issue I don’t think President Bush understands. Like today Bush said, ‘Maybe blind people shouldn’t be driving them.’” - Jay Leno


Blackwater Udate


Blackwater USA founder Erik Prince on Sunday dismissed as "politically motivated" a lawsuit filed against his security company by a wounded survivor and relatives of three Iraqis killed in Baghdad on September 16.


Republican Shenanigans

Condoleezza Rice Lost Her Ice Skates


US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice turned down a chance Saturday to show off her ice-skating talents and warm up frosty US-Russian relations during a visit to a rink in Russia...She said she lost her skates in the move from Stanford University in California, where she was a lecturer, and Washington when she joined the Bush administration in 2000.


This is an amazing story to me. Ramsey Yusef – you know that name? He was the mastermind of the first World Trade Center attack back in ’93 – been rotting in prison as he should these many years. Says now he has converted to Christianity. And he has seen the light. He can’t wait to get out and bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


Rock-The-Voter News



Gore Derangement Syndrome


On the day after Al Gore shared the Nobel Peace Prize, The Wall Street Journal’s editors couldn’t even bring themselves to mention Mr. Gore’s name. Instead, they devoted their editorial to a long list of people they thought deserved the prize more.



Now, I have become such a fan of these Republican debates. There was another one this week. ..Mitt Romney and Giuliani went at each other. It was like watching a mannequin fight a Halloween costume. - Bill Maher





Biz-Tech News


Bush Economy


Between Jan. 1 and July 1, homeowners in Palm Beach, Martin and St. Lucie counties defaulted on 4,318 mortgages worth $1.05 billion. That's a 311 percent increase in defaults from the 1,051 recorded during the same period in 2006.



Bush-Prison-Torture News


"The Dalai Lama is coming to United States... He’s going to get the Congressional Medal of Honor, meet with President Bush. Going to be, of course, wearing his famous flowing orange robes. Nothing religious about that. He just doesn’t want to get shot by Cheney." - Bill Maher




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Odd News


This March 2006 NASA Cassini space probe mosaic image shows Saturn's moon Enceladus. Little by little, two moons of Saturn that rank among the enduring enigmas of the Solar System are shedding their mystery. Using the orbiting US-Italian probe Cassini, scientists are getting astonishing close-up looks of Enceladus and Iapetus. Photo/NASA