"President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The committee said they gave it to Obama partly for his idealism and commitment to global cooperation, but mostly for calling Kanye West a jackass." --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam Well, Bust My Bunker
The Pentagon is speeding up
delivery of a colossal bomb designed to destroy hidden weapons bunkers buried
underground and shielded by 10,000 pounds of reinforced concrete.
"President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize comes with $1.4 million in cash. Or as Fox News reported it, 'Obama Caught Taking Bribe from Swedish Government.'" --Conan O'Brien
Disturbing News
"The Nobel
committee said he won for creating a new climate for international politics.
which sounds so much nicer than 'In your face George Bush you cowboy a**hole.'"
--Bill Maher
The only thing Republicans have got going for them is a sincere desire to continue the destruction of their own Country. They're all figurative suicide bombers at heart: USA Failure = Love. Grant "Brad" Gerver www.seriouskidding.com
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Conservatives say the award represents everything they stand against: black
people, foreigners, and peace." --Bill Maher
Rock-The-Voter News
"Big news:
We bombed the moon this morning. We sent a missile into its surface. That's
gotta be a lesson to North Korea and Iran -- we bombed the moon for no good
reason at all." --Jimmy Kimmel
Christopher Hitchens Tells Obama How to REALLY Earn the Nobel Prize By Don Davis
Biz-Tech News
"The Nobel Prize for lack of chemistry went to John McCain and Sarah Palin." --David Letterman
Trying To Stay Alive
"IF YOU DON'T Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog" was the headline of a famous 1973 issue of National Lampoon. The cover, with its mutt worriedly glancing at the gun pointed at its head, has itself been lampooned many times. (Texas Monthly recently paired an image of a shotgun-wielding former VP with the line "If You Don't Buy This Magazine, Dick Cheney Will Shoot You in the Face.") But the inside joke still holds: When inspiration fails or sales are slow, magazine editors default to grabbing heartstrings. Entire publishing houses survive on this gimmick
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
A set of
Elvis Pez dispensers, one of over 200 items in The Gary Pepper Collection of
Elvis Presley Memorabilia, is seen at Leslie Hindman Auctioneers , Monday, Oct.
12, 2009 in Chicago. The items will be up for auction on Sunday, Oct. 18.
Peace.
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