Monday edition - October 13, 2008
What Treasury is planning
Alaska ethics probe says Palin abused her power
Republican anger bubbles up at McCain rally
Stock Market will be relocated and attached directly to White House - Grant Gerver
US military deaths in Iraq war at 4181
US military deaths in Afghanistan region at 540
Iraq: Christian businessman killed in Mosul
62 insurgents killed in Afghan battle Los Angeles Times
Pakistan hit 'kills 27 Taleban'
Iraq to begin first oil bid round in London The Associated Press
Dirndls, oom-pah, sausages? Oktoberfest in Iraq
HBO premieres Arlington documentary tonight
The British Are No Longer Needed In Iraq - Lucky Ducks
are no longer needed to maintain security in southern Iraq and should leave the
country, the Iraqi prime minister said in an interview published today.
In the interview, in today's Times, Nouri al-Maliki said there was still a need for soldiers to provide training but the deployment of fighting forces in the south was not required.
People like Bush and Palin simply cannot think clearly because they're in a
big, scary, brainwashing cult, and it warps their thinking so much that they're
actually horny for the end of the world. And that is not someone I want with the
nuclear codes. So, remember that video, and remember that Sarah Palin said --and
I quote --"I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime."
To which I say, "Hasn't Jesus suffered enough?"- Bill Maher
Thanks to AHNC viewer, GDFury
Wind-whipped LA wildfire burns mobile homes The Associated Press
About 2500 flee chemical leak in western Pa.
God Is Punishing The US
Nicaragua's leftist President Daniel Ortega, a U.S. foe since the Cold War, said God was punishing the United States with the financial crisis for trying to impose its economic principles on poor countries.
Got totally slammed by the stock market crash. Would have lost more, but thank God I ran out of money. — Will Durst
The Early Word: McCain to Deliver Underdog Speech New York Times
From Vogue to MTV, Palin drew press to Alaska The Associated Press
McCain Reschedules With Letterman New York Times
Stevens trial almost over, but prosecutors still want e-mails
GAYS ALLOWED TO MARRY EACH OTHER IN NEW HEATHEN STATE - Wonkette
“You know, I’m very proud of [Hillary]. She has now done 50 events for Sen. Obama, more than any other runner-up in the history of primary politics.” - Bill Clinton
Who is running for president? In an upstate New York county, hundreds of voters have been sent absentee ballots in which they could vote for "Barack Osama."
Why is it OK to say Obama pals around with a terrorist but not OK to call Obama an Arab?
Elderly lady: Obama is an Arab
McCain: No Ma'm, he is a decent family man.
McCain's perspective: Arabs are not decent family members.
Click here for the YouTube video
16 Newspapers Endorse Obama on Sunday, 2 for McCain Editor & Publisher
McCain Blames Media and Democrats For Everything
“The national media has written us off.,” McCain says in excerpts released by the campaign. “Senator Obama is measuring the drapes, and planning with Speaker Pelosi and Senator Reid to raise taxes, increase spending, take away your right to vote by secret ballot in labor elections, and concede defeat in Iraq. But they forgot to let you decide. My friends, we’ve got them just where we want them.”
Now, all the churches that Sarah Palin has attended --and she's been to
almost as many churches as she has colleges--have one thing in common: a belief
that the Bible is literally true. She's not "Country First," she's "Bible
First." And not just the New Testament. That's the happy half of the Good Book:
the baby in the manger, Jesus doing magic tricks, long, romantic walks on the
water that turn into fishing trips with the guys. And a generally positive
message. Jesus, after all, preached love and forgiveness, not shooting wolves
from an airplane. - Bill Maher
question for Sarah Palin
Now that we know that the University of South Carolina sponsors terrorism by repeatedly inviting William Ayers, a known terrorist, who has targeted the United States, as a public speaker; my question is: Ms. Palin, what kind of explosives do you plan to use for your attack on the University of South Carolina? In your answer please specify the quantities?
from Kelly H. from Germany
LOL Thanks for writing Kelly.
The University of Illinois who employs Ayers, must also sponsor terrorism!
I imagine Sarah Palin wants to keep the attention off her documented unethical behavior by saying Obama "pals around with terrorists".
McCain/Palin also don't want to discuss this: "Sen. John McCain’s wife and father-in-law continued a lucrative business partnership with disgraced financier Charles H. Keating Jr. for 11 years after the GOP presidential nominee said he ended his close friendship with Keating in March 1987."? And Cindy McCain's father was a felon....AND Cindy McCain stole drugs from her charity.
It's all about the money, isn't it?
"Barack Obama has purchased his own satellite TV station to run campaign commercials. Isn't that amazing? His own satellite station to run campaign commercials. Meanwhile, John McCain's VCR is still blinking 12 o'clock." - David Letterman
OPEC weekly oil prices drop below $80 Xinhua, China
Mortgage forgiven for woman, 90, who shot herself The Associated Press
Contract talks restart between Boeing, machinists The Associated Press
NComputing lands big India deal
By Madeleine Begun Kane
So what is Gov. Palin’s excuse
For the finding of power abuse?
She pretends it ain’t there,
While she claims it ain’t fair,
With the facts playing games, fast and loose.
"America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, dropped the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. And right afterward, she went out on the ice and skated around reporters' questions." - Jay Leno
Tribunal misgivings drive Gitmo prosecutor to quit
Uighur detainees still in Gitmo limbo Tallahassee Democrat, FL
Al Qaeda defendants get laptops at Guantánamo, judge rules
Tit For Tat
Last July on a caribou hunt [Levi Johnston] lost a "promise" ring that Bristol Palin had given him. He said he decided to tattoo her name on the finger and not bother with more rings because he'd just lose them anyway.
Cheney slated to campaign in Missouri for Kinder, et al St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Cheney In Rare Talks With Armenian Leader Armenialiberty.org
"The movie `W,' about the life of President Bush comes out next week. You realize that if critics like this film, it will be the only good review Bush has gotten in eight years." - Jay Leno
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Attorney: Jailed OJ believes he was 'railroaded' The Associated Press
Golden Gate Bridge to get suicide net to catch would-be jumpers
Scientists: Virginia shark's pup a 'virgin birth'
One month-old twin Panda babies are held by zoo keepers during their first
appearance to the public at Adventure World in Shirahama, Wakayama prefecture,
central Japan, Saturday, Oct. 11,2008. The female, left, and male cubs weighing
991gram and 861gram respectively, were born in Sept. 13.