Christine O’Donnell’s new ad says she didn’t go to Yale, like her opponent. I don’t think she really needs to tell us that. - Jay Leno

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Al-Qaida in Yemen threatens to topple president

• Al-Qaida threatens to nab Iraq ministers' families

• Deadly blast on US chopper in Afghanistan

• Deputy PM: Israel officials doubt peace reachable

Hollywood Liberal to Inform the Kenyan on Sudan

Hollywood heartthrob George Clooney will give US President Barack Obama a briefing later Tuesday on his recent trip to Sudan, which gave voice to his fears of renewed war as a referendum vote looms.

No Need To Ask Anymore

A federal judge issued a worldwide injunction Tuesday stopping enforcement of the "don't ask, don't tell" policy, ending the military's 17-year-old ban on openly gay troops.
 

Disturbing News

• Paula becomes Cat. 2 hurricane, threatens Cancun

• Australian stun guns used on mentally ill: study

Helen Thomas On Being Anti-Semitic: Baloney

In a radio interview, former White House correspondent Helen Thomas acknowledges she touched a nerve with remarks about Israel that led to her retirement. But she says the comments were "exactly what I thought," even though she realized soon afterward that it was the end of her job.

"I hit the third rail. You cannot criticize Israel in this country and survive,"

Carl Paladino criticized his opponent for marching in a gay pride parade. I guess he’s planning on decorating the governor’s mansion himself. - Jimmy Kimmel

 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Rove denies GOP gets money from foreign sources

• Rice doesn't miss 'pressure cooker' of diplomacy

• Ohio GOP candidate defends Nazi re-enactments

• Coulter to face Connecticut election officials

• Ann Coulter Defends Carl Paladino Over Anti-Gay Comments (VIDEO)
   

GOP Strategy: Don't Ask Because They Won't Tell

MSNBC host Lawrence O'Donnell's ability to finesse a headline from a combative or indifferent guest has won attention (not all good) for his new show, The Last Word. But when O'Donnell hosted Rep. Ron Paul, the libertarian icon wasn't about to walk into a line of questioning that he wasn't prepared for. When the host cued up a clip of Paul's candidate son Rand's commenting "we have too many people that go and stay for a career" in Congress, the elder Paul testily responded that the question broke a pre-show agreement that "other candidates" were not to be discussed.
 

The Nobel Prize in the fiction category went to Christine O’Donnell’s resume.
- David Letterman

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Continuing GOP Strategy: Don't Ask Because They Won't Tell

Joe Miller, Alaska's Republican nominee for U.S. Senate, informed the media Monday that he will not answer a single personal question until the election is over.
 

Rock-The-Voter News

• In Florida, Obama raises money, rallies spirits

• Attention-seeking author hurls his book at Obama

• Senior citizens brace for Social Security freeze

US Chamber of Commerce Versus Obama 

The White House intensified its attacks Sunday on the powerful U.S. Chamber of Commerce for its alleged ties to foreign donors, part of an escalating Democratic effort to link Republicans with corporate and overseas

The CEO of Google says that cars should be able to drive themselves, which may lead to a new level of drunkenness in America.- Jimmy Kimmel
 

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil falls to near $81 as stock market rally wanes

• Stock futures slide as China aims to curb lending

• WH: Drilling moratorium will be lifted 'very soon'

• Who's upset over the economy? Everybody, everywhere

• White House opposes broad foreclosure moratorium

Corporations are using money saved by firing employees for exec bonuses. Next they'll buy the children of the unemployed and use them for servant feed. - Will Durst

Good Enough For The Nobel Prize But Not For Republicans

Peter Diamond's research on unemployment is good enough to earn him the Nobel Prize in economics — but not to get him on the Federal Reserve....President Barack Obama nominated Diamond to the Fed in late April. But Senate Republicans have blocked his nomination, questioning his practical experience, as well as the conclusions of his research.

 

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Court: Does terrorism law apply to jealous wife

• Guantanamo detainee goes on trial in NYC court

"Christine O'Donnell is blaming the liberal media, but you know what, Christine, I just showed clips of you opening your mouth and crazy s**t coming out. If you want to blame someone, honey, look at your reflection in your cauldron." –Bill Maher
 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Cheney plans speaking tour
   

Reviving Pedophilia Christianity

Pope Benedict XVI formally created a new Vatican office Tuesday to revive Christianity in Europe, his latest attempt to counter secular trends in traditionally Christian countries.

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