Liz and Dick Cheney should stop exploiting fallen US soldiers for their political gain.
"Nobel Prizes in science were awarded yesterday, and the three winners in physics are known as the 'masters of light.' Not to be confused with Dick Cheney, known as the 'prince of darkness.'" --David Letterman
Thanks Dick! The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"Today marked the eighth anniversary of the start of the war in Afghanistan. Dick Cheney celebrated by champagne boarding himself." --Jimmy Fallon
Who's Making The Weapons? Mattel?
Ode To
Party-First Republicans (Limerick)
Disturbing News What Liberal Media?
At this late date, it is scarcely radical to suggest that Whitewater and all the other "scandals" deployed by the Washington press corps to besiege the Clinton White House (before the Lewinsky affair) were without substance. In the pages of the New York Times and the Washington Post, which created and promoted those stories, even such media mandarins as Thomas Friedman and Evan Thomas now casually assure us that they were overblown, even "bogus." And former New Republic editor Andrew Sullivan today admits that the famous takedown of the Clinton healthcare reforms he published in 1994, Betsy McCaughey's "No Exit," was essentially a fake too.
"The cover of Sarah Palin's book has been released. And it features a picture of Palin gazing off into the distance deep in thought. The photographer said that capturing that one moment was the rewarding 11 hours of his career." --Conan O'Brien
Republican-Shenanigans News
"There's been some squabbling in the Republican Party. In a recent interview, John McCain's former campaign manager said that if Sarah Palin is the Republican Party's presidential nominee, the results will be catastrophic -- as opposed to when she was the vice presidential nominee and everything went perfectly." --Conan O'Brien
Thanks Rick!
Shoot First, Apologize Later
A South Florida
Republican said it was a mistake to shoot at a target with the initials of the
Democratic congresswoman he is trying to unseat.
Rock-The-Voter News Stating The Obvious
Attacking the news media is a time-honored White House tactic but to an unusual degree, the Obama administration has narrowed its sights to one specific organization, the Fox News Channel, calling it, in essence, part of the political opposition.
"And over
the weekend, the President and the First Lady celebrated their wedding
anniversary. They went out to dinner. There were no gifts exchanged. They didn't
exchange any gifts because, as you know, that would be socialism." --Jay
Leno
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"North Korea's Kim Jong-Il is now saying that he'll consider talks with the United States if it can help improve our relationship. I'm starting to feel like we're the Jon and Kate of countries." --Jimmy Fallon
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Catholic churches throughout New York City are no longer offering wine at communion to help prevent the spread of swine flu. I like that it took swine flu for people to realize that sharing a cup with hundreds of other New Yorkers is a health risk." --Jimmy Fallon
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"So what
NASA is doing, they're crashing a rocket into the moon, which will have the
energy of two tons of TNT It's part of NASA's new strategy, 'What would Wile E.
Coyote do?'" --Jimmy Fallon
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
Boomer, a 180-pound Landseer Newfoundland dog, drinks water from the kitchen sink at Caryn Weber's home south of Casselton, N.D. The dog measures seven feet from nose to tail. stands 36 inches tall at the shoulders, measures 7 feet from nose to tail, and weighs 180 pounds. Weber will send his measurements to Guinness World Records for consideration as the tallest living dog. The previous record holder was a Great Dane that died this summer. He measured just over 42 inches at the shoulders. Photo/The Forum, Dave Wallis
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