TGIF/Weekend edition - October 12-14, 2007




Al Gore wins Nobel Peace Prize
CNN - 10-12-07
Former Vice President Al Gore and the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize for their work to raise awareness about..


US kills 15 women and children in Iraq
Forbes, NY - 10-12-07
BAGHDAD Thomson Financial - A US air strike north of Baghdad has killed at least 15 women and children, one of the largest losses of civilian life in a...

Turkey says ready to face world criticism over Iraq
Reuters - 10-12-07
ISTANBUL, Oct 12 (Reuters) - Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan said on Friday Ankara was prepared to face up to international criticism if it launched an attack on Kurdish rebels in northern Iraq.


"One of President Bush's closest advisers said that Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is going to have trouble getting elected 'cause his last name is Huckabee. He said the only way it could be worse is if his name was George W. Huckabee." --Conan O'Brien




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Military Bonus


The Pentagon has paid more than $100 million in bonuses to veteran Green Berets and Navy SEALs, reversing the flow of top commandos to the corporate world where security companies such as Blackwater USA are offering big salaries...Overall, more than 1,200 of the military's most specialized personnel near or already eligible for retirement have opted for payments of up to $150,000 in return for staying in uniform several more years.





"President Bush says that these rumors that he's just getting ready to attack Iran are propaganda. He said he and Cheney were ready months ago." --Jay Leno




Disturbing News

Still Can't Make Friends With the Russians


 In a tense start to talks on a range of thorny issues, President Vladimir Putin on Friday warned U.S. officials to back off a plan to install missile defenses in eastern Europe or risk harming relations with Moscow.

Addressing Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Defense Secretary Robert Gates,
the Russian president appeared to mock the U.S. missile defense plan






"Here's what I don't understand: Rudolph Giuliani had three wives and he's not the Mormon candidate?" --David Letterman


Republican Shenanigans


"Radar magazine is causing a big controversy because the cover of their November issue features a doctored photo of a partially dressed Rudy Giuliani and a totally nude Hillary Clinton. Radar says it's all part of their plan to sell zero magazines" --Conan O'Brien





Ann Coulter Wants to Perfect Jews

The conservative commentator said this week that the nation would be better off if all Americans were Christian and that she wants "Jews to be perfected, as they say."




Rock-The-Voter News



"Senator Larry Craig ... has been selected for the Idaho Hall of Fame. Well, what a well thought out choice that was. ... Actually, he's not being inducted into the entire hall, just the men's room" --Jay Leno





Biz-Tech News


"There was another presidential debate held yesterday. It was a Republican debate held in Dearborn, Michigan. It was 'Law & Order' star Fred Thompson's first presidential debate. I'd say the addition of Fred Thompson has given these debates exactly what they need -- another old white guy." --Jimmy Kimmel




Bush-Prison-Torture News


The White House asked Congress Tuesday to renew the Terrorist Surveillance Act allowing the government to wiretap without warrants. It's nothing to worry about. If you believe President Bush is eavesdropping on your phone calls, just use big words. - Argus Hamilton





Toxic Handshake


Once popular enough to charge donors $4,200 for a handshake and a photo, Vice President Dick Cheney has become a much less sought-after fundraiser among House Republicans.

Almost 10 months into the year, Cheney has headlined one fundraiser

Go-F***-Yourself News


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Zoe, a domestic shorthair cat, touches the mouse of a computer during a media preview for The Cat Fanciers' Association 5th Annual CFA-Iams Cat Championship in New York October 10, 2007. Photo/Shannon Stapleton