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TGIF/Weekend edition - January 9-11, 2009
Now, here’s something good President Bush has done. This is actually quite good. He has declared three Pacific Ocean regions as national monuments, making it the largest marine reserve on the planet. And they are now totally protected. Unless, of course, somebody finds oil. Then all bets are off.- Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Don't Tell The Enemy Our Troops Will Be Drunk Super Bowl Sunday
American troops in Iraq will be allowed to drink beer without fear of court-martial for this year's Super Bowl — an exception to a strict military ban on drinking alcohol in combat zones.
Disturbing News
Remember Joe the plumber? He’s back. He’s now going to the Mideast as a war correspondent for a conservative website. See, now, like you people, I’m going, “Why, why?” I mean, on one hand, he’s not really a war correspondent. On the other hand, he wasn’t really a plumber either. -Jay Leno
FDA Drama
In an unusually
blunt letter, a group of federal scientists is complaining to the Obama
transition team of
widespread managerial misconduct in a division of the Food and Drug
Administration.
Republican-Shenanigans News
The Wide Stance
Former Sen. Larry Craig has ended his effort to void the guilty plea he made following his 2007 arrest in a men's toilet sex-sting operation, his lawyer said on Thursday
"You know, President Bush keeps giving interviews about his eight years as president. Earlier this week, he said his greatest accomplishment ... was his effort to privatize Social Security, even though he never actually did it. That's President Bush. Isn't it? Your greatest accomplishment? Well, there aren't any. But if there were, by golly, here's what it would be." --Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
Mother's Little Helper
Speaking for the first time
since her Dec. 18 arrest on charges of selling OxyContin, Sherry Johnston –
whose son, Levi fathered a son with Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, last month
– tells
PEOPLE she got hooked on the prescription opiate after a hysterectomy eight
years ago, which led to seven additional surgeries.
The Secret Service will unveil a new presidential limo this week. And no, it’s not purple with spinners. – Will Durst
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Biz-Tech News
Bush-Prison-Torture News
And the F.D.A. has approved a new drug that will give people longer eyelashes. Well, thank God we are not wasting time and money on cancer research.- Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
UFO Destroys Wind Turbine?
Debate erupted on
Thursday over who or what caused the mysterious destruction of a giant wind
turbine in northern England - with everything from UFOs to the freezing winter
weather taking the blame.
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Odd News
Paraplegic
Japanese fisherman Toshiyuki Nashiro is rescued by Coast Guard personnel near
Miyako Island. The paraplegic fisherman survived for 15 hours after falling into
the sea by keeping himself afloat without a life jacket Peace. |
