Monday edition - January 8, 2007

 

 

 

 

Pelosi: No blank check for troop surge
CNN International - 1-8-07
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Nancy Pelosi, the new House speaker, cautioned President Bush Sunday that if he calls for additional US troops to be sent to Iraq, ...
 

Court Drops Charges Against Saddam
ABC News - 1-8-07
By SINAN SALAHEDDIN. BAGHDAD, Iraq Jan 8, 2007 (AP)— Saddam Hussein's trial for the killing of 180000 Kurds in the 1980s resumed Monday with the late ...

Dems Look at Tax Cuts for Middle Class
CBS News, NY - 1-8-07
By JOHN HEILPRIN AP Writer. (AP) Democrats are not ruling out raising taxes for the wealthiest people to help pay for tax cuts for middle-income families, ...


 

Shouldn't stupidity be cause enough for Impeachment and removal from office?

 


 

"Nancy Pelosi became the first woman Speaker of the House. They say this is the furthest anyone in a dress has gotten in Washington since J. Edgar Hoover." --Jay Leno

 


In the year 2008...

 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


 

Grab the Children and Run!

 

 Vice President Dick Cheney is expected to visit Westmoreland County today, but not for any political reason; instead he plans to go duck hunting.
 


 

Now that we've hanged Saddam and forgotten about Osama, whom do we blame our problems on? - Zing!

 


 

 

 


Disturbing News


Paranoia

 

Three Middle Eastern men in a cargo truck sparked a brief terrorism scare at the Port of Miami until officials determined their freight was harmless and the incident had stemmed from a simple misunderstanding.
 


REHNQUIST’S ULTIMATE HALLUCINATION

By Don Davis


www.unfairlybalanced.com


"President Bush is claiming that a new postal law gives him the authority to read anyone's letters without a warrant. If you're upset about the law, you can let Bush know by writing to your sister." --Conan O'Brien


Republican Shenanigans


Bush Is #1 - The First President to Close Access to the White House Visitor Logs

 

The White House and the Secret Service quietly signed an agreement last spring in the midst of the Jack Abramoff lobbying scandal declaring that records identifying visitors to the White House are not open to the public.

 


 

Aren't women usually in charge of the House?- Zing!

 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"In an interview with the Wall Street Journal, the Prime Minister of Iraq says not only will he not seek a second term in office, he wishes he could quit early. He says he has other interests he'd like to pursue, like trying to stay alive." --Jay Leno

 


 

Our long national nightmare -- still going strong


The man who coined Ford's most hopeful phrase was among the first to learn that Cheney and Rumsfeld would use Watergate as an excuse to expand executive power.
...Two other Ford administration heavyweights — Nixon holdovers Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney — outmaneuvered Ford's most trusted lieutenant in launching what would become a career-long struggle to maintain and expand the powers of the executive branch against what they saw as a feckless Congress and media.
This constitutional blood-feud continues to fundamentally shape the way the United States is governed today.

 


 


 


Good News


 

"As you know, Saddam Hussein was hung. Or that's what he'd like to tell the ladies." --Jay Leno

 


 


 

Biz-Tech News


 

BUSH DEFENDS RIGHT TO OPEN MAIL: CLAIMS LETTER ON 9/11 PLOT FOUND LAST WEEK

By Don Davis

 


 


 

www.buckfush.com


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

Troop surge = Stay the Corpse  - Grant Gerver - www.seriouskidding.com

 


Apocalypse Now? Dead Birds and the Odor of Gas

 



The sad thing is that after Cheney leaves office, he won't really be a private citizen again. He'll have a security detail which will insulate him from his fellow American's demonstrations of gratitude like pelting him with filth or tarring and feathering. -
Wonkette Blog

 


Go-F***-Yourself News

I love the smell of impeachment in the morning...

 

 

PHOTOS: http://beachimpeach.com/photos.shtml 

January 6, 2007 -- Over 1000 people gathered in Nancy Pelosi's district, on Ocean Beach in San Francisco, to spell out the message "IMPEACH!" "America is a great country," said event organizer Brad Newsham, a local cab driver and author. "But President Bush has betrayed our faith. He mislead us into a disastrous war, and is trampling on our Constitution. He has to go. Now. I hope Nancy Pelosi is listening today."

A majority of Americans share Newsham's sentiments. A 2006 Zogby poll found that 52% of Americans agreed with the statement: "If President Bush wiretapped American citizens without the approval of a judge, do you agree or disagree that Congress should consider holding him accountable through impeachment?"
 


 

9 out of 10 dermatologists prefer Global Warming. - Grant Gerver - www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

Twenty days in paradise

Well, I’m back down in Costa Rica till March, I arrived here on December 19th. It has been wonderful to see old friends and meet new ones amidst the palm trees and warm breezes.

I live on the top of a hill perched on a cliff about 700 feet from a hotel called the Iguanazul (blue iguana) The Iguanazul has a spectacular vista overlooking the Pacific Ocean and is one of those places where kindred souls meet each night and revel in the sunset together. I prefer to go there every other night, wallet permitting. And it is the only place within walking distance.

I spent Christmas at the Iguanazul. We had a lovely turkey dinner ($25 a head) with all the trimmings and delightful company. We were entertained by a local band made up of father, son and grandson serenading us throughout the evening. When I was asked to dance, I went to step down from the dining room which has a deep two foot step – and when my foot hit the floor my injured ankle gave way (I sprained it in Costa last September) Anyway I bounced off my knee back up into my partners arms and began to dance a slow dance, with a slight limp. It was actually quite a graceful recovery, I don’t mind saying.

Back to the Iguanazul for New Years Eve. It was a blast there ($70 each – all you could eat and drink from 6-12). Dave McKague is the owner and he put on a wonderful New Year celebration. There was a fabulous buffet featuring sweet and sour pineapple gravy over roast pork, a lovely roast beef, and shrimp. The sides included a calamari type dish, the sweetest corn kernels I have ever eaten and about ½ dozen outstanding veg and seafood combos. Dessert was to die for. While the mariachi band was playing I decided to just sway to the music in my chair and play it safe. Our table was located near the pool (which has a palm tree growing out of the middle) and there were lovely floating islands of the local flora being blown by the wind through the water. The entire pool area was encircled by round red glowing paper lanterns that I swear kept beat to the band as they blew in the wind. As the evening went on and EVERYONE was dancing but me-- my Canadian friend Debby decided to teach me how to play the spoons to satiate my need to dance. I’m not a half bad spoon player. Soon it was midnight and the conga line snaked around the pool, sans moi. Hello and welcome 2007!

Soon I was walking alone back up the rocky dirt road to my place when a SUV suddenly flew over the top of the hill, kicking up an incredible cloud of dust, and was heading straight for me. It is dry season here and I know that a dust cloud hides someone like me trekking along in the dark. So I tried to jump over the ditch to the left of me to avoid being hit and landed on the side of my left foot, respraining that recent ankle injury. *#@*% I got up, dusted myself off and tried to limp the hundred feet left to home sweet home. As I took about a dozen steps ANOTHER SUV flew over the hill headed for me. I leapt like a limp iguana into a pile of scrap wood that was left on the side of the road, slipped and landed on my right hip. Double *#@*%. As I was laying there looking up at the most incredible star filled sky trying to evaluate whether or not I would have to be helicoptered to the local hospital or to try to crawl back home, I decided on the later and did sort of a lame/hop/footdrag maneuver back to my home. I am slowly recovering with help from the Pharmacia.

Life always has its challenges and my initial arrival here offered me many. Unfortunately several hit me like a rock between the eyes. Of course my constant Internet access is essential as not only do I produce AHNC online but I write for another comedy website which helps keep AHNC online financially. As I mentioned in a recent edition I am also here to do the groundwork/setup of a clothing store -- initially starting it up in my garage. I am partnering with my best friend and soul mate Peggy, the sassy Southern Belle, whom I have often mentioned on AHNC. So in other words, I have three separate jobs to do down here. Which means not much sun and fun time but looking out my second floor bedroom window at the Pacific Ocean makes it very easy.

But back to the Internet -- I apologize for the late posted editions recently. The first one of those life challenges/rocks that whomped me upside the head was when I found out I would be sharing a phone line modem and my garage with our new renters. I have only been able to spend ½ the time online I should. Hence I am  taking 4 times as long to produce my site due to a slow phone modem. I apologize for the many emails that have gone unanswered. But Lo and Behold, after I explained my dilemma to our renter, Steve, he said he just happened to have a sat system and I should have high speed Internet access any day now – a big band aid for one of those rock gashes on my forehead.

My second challenge was the garage. Peggy is arriving soon and we will need to display our inventory and setup shop. Hangers are at a premium here and Lo and Behold, Steve rearranges his boxes in the garage to give me room and he just happened to have a couple of hundred hangers in a box at his building site (Steve and his gorgeous wife Suzette are building their home on five acres down the road from me directly on Playa Blanca, an exquisite white beach nestled in between jutting green lava cliffs – it is just so Jurassic Park) Band aid number two.

I called a few shop owners here and have had a modicum of success in clothing sales and this is where challenge number three comes in. I don’t have a vehicle and it is vastly limiting my ability to hawk my wares or go to the store, bank etc. This is a remote location here (about an hour from any civilized shopping) with few conveniences so a car is a necessity, especially with an injured ankle and hip. Lo and Behold I am told I will finally have a rental vehicle this week.

It is my 20th day here and I wonder what the hell is going to happen next?
J

Pura vida.

Lisa

 


 

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Workers prepare a snow sculpture of the Daming Palace from the Han Dynasty for the upcoming ice and snow festival in Shenyang, northeast China's Liaoning province, January 8, 2007. Photo/Sheng Li (CHINA)

 

 

Peace.