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Tuesday edition - January 6, 2009
George H.W. Bush says Jeb could be President someday. Dude. Have the common human decency to wait till the first of your progeny finishes screwing up. – Will Durst
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Despite repeated warnings,
U.S. officials blindly foisted a Western-style democracy on Iraq, helping plunge
it into sectarian bloodshed and a political morass, a former U.S.-installed
prime minister said on Monday.
I survived 2008 and all I got for it is hope I’ll survive 2009!- Laugh Lines
Disturbing News
You might be a Wasilla Republican if....
A drug investigator
says authorities delayed the arrest of a woman tied to Gov. Sarah Palin's family
until after the November election, in which Palin was the Republican vice
presidential candidate, a newspaper reported. Ads by Google
Republican-Shenanigans News
Democrat Al Franken was declared the winner of the Senate race in Minnesota. Republicans in the state are expected to keep contesting the election until hell freezes over or Minnesota thaws out, whichever comes first. - Laugh Lines
You might be a Wasilla Republican if....
Levi Johnston, the teenager
planning to marry Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, has quit his North Slope
oil field job over questions about his eligibility to participate in an
electrical apprenticeship program, Johnston's father said Monday...Palin,
in an interview, denied helping Levi Johnston get the job...
Rock-The-Voter News
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Biz-Tech News
Many economists predict that the retail downturn will continue, and that many stores will close in 2009. This is the result of increased unemployment, declining consumer confidence, and the fact the RNC is no longer shopping for Sarah Palin.- Laugh Lines
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Israeli conductor Daniel
Barenboim and his orchestra of Arab and Israeli musicians say
they are canceling performances in the Middle East this weekend because of
fighting between Israel and Hamas.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News
Italian
researcher Gabriele Gentile holds a pink iguana, a newly-documented species that
may provide evidence of species divergence far earlier than Charles Darwin's
famous famous finches, in an undated photo. Peace. |
