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Monday edition - January 5, 2009
Al Franken has been declared winner of his race in Minnesota once again insuring the U.S. Senate will be 100 percent full of comedians. – Will Durst
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Gaza Deaths Update
A health ministry official
says 64 Palestinian civilians have been killed since the ground assault began.
The new deaths brought the death toll in the Gaza Strip to more than 512 since
Dec. 27th.
Bored with C-SPAN programming? Check out all the latest frauds and Ponzi schemes in real time on the action-packed new TV channel, C-SCAM. - Laugh Lines
Disturbing News Just Shoot Me
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Democrat
Al
Franken will be declared the winner of the tight U.S. Senate contest in
Minnesota, emerging from a ballot recount with a slim margin over Republican
Norm Coleman, state officials said on Sunday. Rock-The-Voter News
Petition Wal-Mart to Hire Alberto Gonzales - Jesus' General
Biz-Tech News
Bernard L. Madoff
Investment Securities LLC
was examined at least eight times in 16 years by the U.S. Securities and
Exchange Commission (SEC) and other regulators, who often came armed with
suspicions, the Wall Street Journal said.
A Detroit lawyer was told he owed the I.R.S. five cents and he’d better pay up or face a penalty, and then was told the I.R.S. owed him four cents back but if he wanted it, he’d have to request a refund. If you ask me, this is not incompetence but a sign that the I.R.S. should be put in charge of managing the Treasury Department’s bailout loans. - Laugh Lines
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Dave Barry Year in Review: Bailing out of 2008
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Odd News
Swimmers
dodge big chunks of ice during the 23rd annual polar bear swim in Jacksonport,
Wisconsin. Photo/Christine Nesheim Peace. |