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Wednesday edition - January 3, 2007

 

 

 

 

US on Saddam:"Would have done it differently"
Reuters India, India - 1-3-07
US forces had no role in Saddam Hussein's hanging, but would have handled it differently, a US general said on ...

 

White House Won't Condemn Saddam Taunts
Guardian Unlimited, UK - 1-3-07
WASHINGTON (AP) - The Bush administration sent conflicting signals Wednesday about the taunting and ...

Pentagon won't act on FBI report of detainee abuse
Houston Chronicle - 1-3-07
The Pentagon plans no action as a result of a newly released FBI report on detainee abuse at the Guantanamo Bay military prison, a spokesman said today, asserting there is nothing new in the report.


 

The White House Department of Spin is sure working overtime.

 


 

The hell with resolutions. We need a revolution. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


God Speaks to Pat Robertson. Again.

 

In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007.
 


 

"There might be a few similarities between Iraq and Vietnam.  But there is a difference. ... Vietnam's anti-war movement was so unbearably strident that many Americans hated hippies even more than they hated the war. The result? They became Republicans." --Stephen Colbert

 


 

www.seedsofdoubt.com

 


Disturbing News

 


 

PRESIDENT BUSH ISSUES NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR '07 Andy Borowitz

 


 

 

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

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Hold Up Your Right Hand and Place It On The Koran

 

Rep.-elect Keith Ellison, the first Muslim elected to Congress, found himself under attack last month when he announced he'd take his oath of office on the Koran -- especially from Virginia Rep. Virgil Goode, who called it a threat to American values.

Yet the holy book at tomorrow's ceremony has an unassailably all-American provenance...the personal copy once owned by Thomas Jefferson.
 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

Leave No Campaign Plans Behind … in a Hotel Room
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Rudy claims that he has expertise
In security matters. Oh, please!
He has lost secret papers
And blames evil capers,
So Rudy won’t win White House keys.

 


 

 


 

http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/interviews/049

 


Another Bush Comes Out

 

“Hello, I’m Ashley Bush,” said a fresh-faced brunette, extending an arm sheathed in white kid. A native of Houston, the granddaughter of former President George H.W. Bush, 17, was among those chosen to represent the United States at the 52nd Annual International Debutantes Ball at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel on the evening of Dec. 29.

 


 

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$11 Million for Casket Delivery? Uh Oh.

 

A Michigan-based company has been awarded the contract to fly caskets and remains of U.S. troops from Dover Air Force Base, Del., to their funeral locations, according to Air Mobility Command.

The contract, which could last through July, went to Kalitta Charters, a firm from Ypsilanti, Mich. The contract could be worth up to $11 million.

 


 


 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


GERALD FORD’S FINAL ADDRESS, FROM THE GREAT BEYOND

By Don Davis

 


 

www.wrapped-in-the-flag.com

 


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

I am wearing no panties in solidarity with Britney. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

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Odd News


 

 

A Grevy's zebra named 'Yoko Ono', left, walks with her newborn named 'Julian' at the Park of Legends zoo in Lima Friday, Dec. 29, 2006. The baby Grevy's zebra was Peru's first ever born in captivity on Dec. 10, as part of preservation program. The Grevy's zebra, usually found in northern Kenya, Somalia and eastern Ethiopia, is the largest of all the zebras and it is an endangered species.(Photo/Karel Navarro)

 

 

 

 

Peace.