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Thursday edition - January 29, 2009
Al Qaeda has unleashed a stream of verbal attacks against President Obama, calling him names and saying his policies will all end in failure. Well, who do these people think they are, Rush Limbaugh?- Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
On the front lines in Iraq,
U.S. troops can scan someone's eye or finger to try to determine if he is a
potential enemy or has been connected to a terror attack.
But listen to this. They’re closing Guantanamo. That’s how bad things are, ladies and gentlemen. That’s how bad the economy is. You know it’s tough, you know the economy is bad, when even the terrorists are being laid off.- David Letterman
Disturbing News
Today, President Barack Obama’s first interview as president with an Arabic news network was aired. He told the mostly Muslim nations that America has changed and said if they “unclench their fist,” we will shake their hand. But they’re hesitant because Bush told them the same thing and then got them with a joy buzzer. - Jimmy Kimmell
US Mail Update
Massive deficits could force
the post office to cut out one day of mail delivery, the postmaster general told
Congress on Wednesday, in asking lawmakers to lift the requirement that the
agency deliver mail six days a week. If the change happens, that doesn't
necessarily mean an end to Saturday mail delivery. Previous post office studies
have looked at the possibility of
skipping some other day when mail flow is light, such as Tuesday.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Bushbots, repeat after me: I, Bushbot, solemnly pledge to not blame all problems on Clinton or the liberal media for the next 8 years.- Zing!
Bush Is Gone And So Are His Mercenaries
Iraq
will not allow Blackwater Worldwide to continue providing security protection
for U.S. diplomats in the country, Iraqi and U.S. officials said Thursday. Rock-The-Voter News
And on “Good Morning America,” Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich said he considered offering the vacant Senate seat to Oprah Winfrey, but changed his mind when she wouldn’t give him a car.- Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
Peanut Poisoning Update
Managers at the Blakely,
Ga., plant owned by Peanut Corp. of America continued shipping peanut products
even after they were found to contain salmonella.
Scary moment for Gov. Blagojevich earlier today. Several geese were sucked into his hair.- David Letterman
Why Fly First Class?
American Airlines is limiting the number of passengers on some planes while it orders additional life rafts needed in case of a water landing like the one made this month on the Hudson River by a US Airways jet.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
What Would a Chef for the Taliban Know?
A Guantanamo Bay prisoner who says he merely cooked meals for Taliban forces and never fired a shot in battle lost his petition to be released Wednesday after being held for more than seven years.
But Dick Cheney, you’ve got to give him credit. He’s enjoying his first week as a private citizen. In fact, today, he was out hunting human prey.- David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
1-29-09, Thursday: Paypal Contributions have surpassed 1985. Another 1000 was pledged through the US Mail -- AHNC has received 565, so far.
Thank you!
Offline Donation - TO: Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Odd News
Super Bowl ads reflect hard times
Columbus Dispatch, OH
Boys With Unpopular Names More Likely to Break Law
LiveScience.com
Don't try
this at home. Thailand's 'Scorpion Queen' Kanchana Kaetkaew, 38, poses with
scorpions inside a glass room at the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum in
Pattaya, January 24, 2009. Kanchana set a new 33 day record for the longest stay
with 5,000 live adult scorpions from December 22, 2008 to January 24, 2009. Peace. |
