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Monday edition - January 29, 2007
Do you ever want to scream "I've had enough and I'm not taking it anymore!"??? Me, too.
Thanks to Albert for the question mark cartoon idea.
"President Bush also says he's going to ask Congress for $10 billion more for Afghanistan: $10 billion. You know, I got a solution for the people of New Orleans. Put on turbans, throw rocks at each other, change your name to 'Kabul,' you'll get $10 billion like that. Okay?" - Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Baghdad Job Openings
Laboring in a war with no
discernible front line, more than 770 civilian contractors have died in Iraq
since the U.S.-led invasion began in March 2003.
The White House is a rogue state.- Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Disturbing News
Outsourcing Blowback
From high-dollar fraud to
conspiracy to bribery and bid rigging, Army investigators have opened up to 50
criminal probes involving battlefield contractors in the war in Iraq and the
U.S. fight against terrorism, the Associated Press has learned.
LIBBY: ‘I LEARNED ABOUT WMD FROM JUDY MILLER’
"And
Pennsylvania Republican Don Sherwood -- he's a congressman and car dealer who
lost his House seat last Fall after he ran an ad admitting he had a mistress --
is refusing to pay her the rest of the half a million dollars he promised her.
Let that be a lesson to all young women out there -- when you sleep with a
member of Congress, get your money up front. ... This woman is surprised he
lied. She is surprised he lied? He's a politician, a car dealer and a guy.
That's the trifecta of lying." --Jay Leno Republican Shenanigans
The Bush Health Care Proposal: a grenade dressed in scrubs. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Pictures of Iran before Bush Attacks them
BUSH/CHENEY BEAT GORE AGAIN, ON ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATIONS
Rock-The-Voter News
http://www.theillustrateddailyscribble.com/
Rove, Rove, Rove the Boat
Presidential advisor Karl Rove and White House communications director Dan Bartlett have received subpoenas to testify for the defense at the trial of former vice presidential aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby.
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Well now,
"The Decider" has morphed into "The Decision-Maker." Is that cute or what?
- Grant Gerver,
www.seriouskidding.com
Biz-Tech News
Alfalfa Bush
President
Bush ventured out of the White House on a chilly Saturday night to a Washington
hotel warmed by a roast of bigwig guests...The event was closed to news media
coverage.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
I have a question for folks who still have W stickers on their cars: Are you part of the 20 percent of Americans who believe the president is doing a good job, or can't you get the dang things to come off?
Go-F***-Yourself News
"Here's a very odd story. In Florida, a duck that was shot by a duck hunter is doing fine after the hunter found it still alive in his refrigerator two days later. You hear about this story? This guy shoots a duck, puts in his refrigerator. Two days later, opens the door, hears a 'quack.' And today, a worried Dick Cheney checked his deep freezer to see if any lawyer's still in there." - Jay Leno
Outsourcing Chocolate
South Korea's Lotte
Confectionary Co. and U.S. chocolate maker Hershey Co. have agreed
to set up a joint venture to make chocolate in China, the companies said in
a statement Monday.
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Odd News
Getting into the cold.
Photo source unknown.
Peace.
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