President Obama will give his State of the Union address. The White House says the speech will focus on American jobs. So, I guess he’s going to talk a lot about India. - Jay Leno
 

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The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• 'Chemical Ali' buried to adulation in hometown AFP

• Police: 11 militants killed in NATO-Afghan strike

• Gunmen kill 2 in Baghdad drive-by shooting

• World powers mull Yemen after US jet bomb 'attack'

• Taliban kill militia leader in NW Pak: officials

• UN lifts sanctions on 5 former Taliban officials

• Australian sentenced to death in Afghanistan

• Man hits Israeli chief justice in face with a shoe

• Israel says Turkish leader fueling anti-Semitism

• Iran leader predicts destruction of Israel

• US Senate may act on Iran sanctions in 'weeks'

• China issues warning over US arms sales to Taiwan

Meanwhile, Back In North Korea

North Korea fired artillery rounds toward its disputed sea border with South Korea on Wednesday, prompting a barrage of warning shots from the South's military and raising tensions on the divided peninsula.

Ode To Barack Hussein Hoover
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Prez Obama, once shaker and mover,
Is reduced to a pand’ring maneuver.
Dealt a setback, his plan
Is a spending freeze? Man!
We’ve elected a latter-day Hoover.

Disturbing News

"Congratulations to the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. They're going to the Super Bowl. The Saints beat the Vikings. Former President George Bush Sr., he was at the game. Now, his son George W. was invited. But you know him, when it comes to New Orleans, he's always, like, two weeks late." –Jay Leno
 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Tea Parties shake up political races across the US  USA Today

• Heckling lawmaker says no more outbursts Wednesday

• Poll: Crist, GOP challenger tied in Senate primary

• GOP's Pence won't run for Ind. Senate seat

• Bristol Palin's Abstinence About-Face Newsweek

• Send California inmates to Mexico, says Schwarzenegger

"John McCain's wife and her daughter, Meghan, have posed for pictures endorsing gay marriage here in California, although Senator McCain — well, he's still very traditional. He believes marriage should be between an older man and a really hot-looking younger woman." –Jay Leno

"Actually, I saw John McCain today. He and John Edwards were at the same store. They were both buying diapers, but for different reasons." –Jay Leno
 

Isn't This False Advertising?

 The Republican Party is seeking input and money from GOP voters — seemingly under the guise of the U.S. Census Bureau.

"It's Russian comedian Yakov Smirnoff's birthday today and he celebrated, spent the entire day waving to Sarah Palin." –David Letterman

Rock-The-Voter News

• White House to welcome Bob Dylan, Queen Latifah

• Obama's goal: Get agenda moving, people believing

Wasilla Soap Opera Continues

Hunky unwed baby daddy Levi Johnston is speaking out against claims by Bristol Palin that he is neglecting to support their one-year-old son Tripp.

"The Supreme Court today ruled in a five votes to four decision that corporations can now spend as much as they want on political campaigns. In other words, if Exxon or Dow wants to support a candidate, they can give him or her as much money as they want. I can’t see that having any negative repercussions, can you?" –Jimmy Kimmel
 

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil up to around $75 ahead of US inventory report

• CBO: Federal deficit projected at $1.35T

• World stocks extend slide amid China concerns

• Oregon says yes to taxing wealthy, businesses

• Toyota halts US sales of Camry, 7 other models

• Yahoo's 4Q progress brightens 2010 outlook

• Google's "older sister" in China urges it to stay

"Today President Obama was focused on bringing tough new regulations to banks. He said 'If these folks want a fight, that's a fight I'm ready to have.' This explains why when President Obama tried to use an ATM today, it just spit out a receipt that said 'F U.'" –Jimmy Fallon

The State Of Our Treasury

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner denied any role in disclosures about American International Group's payments to banks and defended his decisions as New York Federal Reserve chief to pay full price to retire AIG credit default swaps.

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Guantanamo Yemeni calls for trial in US federal system AFP

"I guess everybody knows that Scott Brown posed naked for Cosmo when he was a law student. See, back then, the GOP stood for 'grand old package.'" –Jay Leno
 

Message to Pundits: Massachusetts Vote Really a Referendum on Massachusetts Voters!

 By Don Davis

The State of Halliburton

Halliburton is asking the Supreme Court to block a local woman's lawsuit against the company.

Jamie Leigh Jones says she was raped in Baghdad while working for KBR, a former subsidiary of Halliburton. Her lawsuit is set to go to trial next year.
 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Liz Cheney to speak at Washakie GOP dinner LocalNews8.com

"I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second. I've had more good fortune than anyone I know, and if our next gig is doing a show in a 7-Eleven parking lot, we'll find a way to make it fun. As I set off for exciting new career opportunities, I just want to make one thing clear to everyone listening out there: I will do nudity." -Conan O'Brien

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