Monday edition - January 26, 2009

 

 

 

Limbaugh: ‘I Want [Obama] to Fail!’
BET, DC - Jan 23, 2009
By BET.com Staff & Wire Services - Conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh said Wednesday that the nation was cowed into voting for Barack Obama for fear...

 

Franken Has the Lead, but Coleman Has His Day in Court
Washington Post, United States - 1-26-09
Today in St. Paul, Minn., a three-judge panel will kick off a trial featuring Norm Coleman, the incumbent Republican senator who, after an initial election

Putin Blames Bush for Ukraine Gas War, Is ‘Optimistic’ on Obama
Bloomberg - 1-26-09
“In Mr. Obama’s inner circle, they’re saying there is no need to rush with it and it needs to be further analyzed, and we welcome such statements,” Putin


 

I think its about time Rush started broadcasting, with our troops, from the frontlines in Iraq and Afghanistan. Dontcha think?

 

Or would his ingestion of OxyContin, for the treatment of that pilonidal cyst on his "deferred" ass,

numb him to his continued treasonous statements, about the president, blaring across our Armed Services radio?

 

The GOP elephants are getting angry. Very angry.

 


 

 

I took this picture right before the election. A wind storm had knocked the elephant off my front porch. It turned out to be a prophetic picture. Photo/Lisa Casey

 

 


 

It was announced today they’re coming out with an official Inauguration Day DVD. And listen to this, it’s going to contain a lot of extras, including the Supreme Court Justice John Roberts blooper reel.- Jay Leno
 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush


Let The Bipartisan Games Begin!

 

Congress is set to tackle the economy this week by considering President Barack Obama's choice to head the Treasury Department and by acting on legislation to spur economic growth.
 


 

Well, did you hear about this? Because of the flubbed oath of office the other day, Chief Justice John Roberts went over to the White House last night and gave Barack Obama the oath again. Some legal scholars were concerned that the oath was not given properly, we legally did not have anybody at the helm for 36 hours. Thirty-six hours? We haven’t had anybody at the helm for eight years.- Jay Leno

 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


 

Iceland Melt Down

 

Iceland's prime minister says the island nation's coalition government has collapsed amid a deepening financial crisis.

 


 

And of course, this time when Chief Justice Roberts gave the oath, it was a lot more informal. Like instead of wearing his robe, Roberts just had on a Snuggie.- Jay Leno

 


 

 


 

See what Bush has inspired

http://www.peaceteam.net

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

George W. Bush proclaimed that he had not tarnished America’s relationships with foreign governments. As if to underscore the point, when his plane took off for Texas, Canada sent a 21-geese salute. - Laugh Lines

 


Being Blagojevich


I love his beady little eyes. I love his Serbian shock of hair. I love his flaring nostrils. I love the way he jogs through the snow under indictment, like a stork in spandex trying to gallop

 


 


 


Rock-The-Voter News


Another Blagojevich Hits The Fan
 

Gov. Rod Blagojevich, taking his defense to television rather than his impeachment trial, lashed out at his accusers Monday and revealed he had considered naming Oprah Winfrey to the U.S. Senate.

 


 

This is a must watch

 

http://www.bornagainamerican.org/

 


 

Earlier today, President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton all appeared together at a press conference. But there was an awkward moment when both men realized they were wearing the same suit as Hillary. - Conan O"Brien

 


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Biz-Tech News


 

Email

Subject: CBS Video recommendation

 

How many stories like this and yours are there in America thanks to George Walker Bush and his cronies?

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4752321n

 

Charles

 

Thank you, Charles.

 

America's middle class is melting down. I know the feeling.

 


 

In another totally unsubstantiated report from Alaska, it seems that the Governor, gunning for grizzly bears from her airplane, accidentally shot a Piper cub. Laugh Lines

 


 

 


Not Zsa Zsa! She's Always Had Bad Luck With Men!

 

 A lawyer for Zsa Zsa Gabor says the 91-year-old actress may have lost as much as $10 million invested with accused swindler Bernard Madoff.
 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

 


Waiting For The Bailout Money To Trickle Down

 

Most congressional Democrats say the quickest way to save homeowners like Troy Butler of Saginaw, Mich., is to let them declare bankruptcy and allow judges to dictate new mortgage terms.

Easy, except the lenders that would absorb the pain — and lose control of any deals to ease the terms — do not want to get dragged into bankruptcy court by millions of overextended borrowers...
 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

Surprised to hear that even though they were empty, Pandora wanted her boxes back.
– Will Durst

 


 


 

Wouldn't it be nice if we're experiencing the early stages of a new Renaissance?

 


 

A must see for all of AHNC contributors

 

This is what you saved from possible foreclosure

 

Also included are some of your wonderful emails

 


AHNC is back in the saddle again due to your unprecedented response.

Excuse me while I genuflect at the altar of AHNC contributors.


Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312


Odd News


 

 

This is Binks, French bulldog extraordinaire, catching up on the latest edition of All Hat No Cattle. Binks is one of AHNC's extremely loyal contributors. He hopes you will become one, too.

Photo/Jonathan

 

 

Peace is closer than ever