Thursday edition - January 24, 2007
Impeach, indict, incinerate.
"Are you folks worried about the economy? Stock market crumbling. Everybody's crazy about this. Don't worry. George W. Bush says he's got something in mind to give it a shot in the arm. And if that doesn't work, Cheney is going to give it a shot in the face." --David Letterman
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killed nine Afghan policemen after mistaking them for Taliban insurgents
in Ghazni province, central Afghanistan.
On This Day In 2005, the U.S. Supreme Court rejected an attempt by Florida Gov. Jeb Bush to prevent the husband of Terri Schiavo from removing her life support system.
"Super Tuesday is coming up -- 23 states, 70 million votes. That is almost as much as 'American Idol,' do you realize that?" --Jay Leno
Fox Mocks Heath Ledger's Death
Fox News Talk Network host John Gibson announced the sad and tragic death of actor Heath Ledger on Tuesday by mocking him and making light of his untimely passing.
Republican Shenanigans News
"What about that Mitt Romney? Mitt Romney. He looks like a guy who
would run a seminar on condo flipping. He looks like a weekend weather
man, doesn't he? He looks like the neighbor who spends way too much time
on his lawn" --David Letterman
"Anybody see the presidential debate last night on CNN? Whoa! It was
great. It was exciting. Sparks were flying. Hillary Clinton and Barack
Obama kept arguing, going at one another like this. Honest to God, John
Edwards looked like the moderator on 'Family Feud.'" --David
"Have you heard this report that Iran and Syria have been printing
counterfeit $100 bills in order to ruin the U.S. economy? Hey, you're
about four years too late, okay? You know, if the Iranians really want
to ruin our economy, make TVs and cars. That's what the Japanese did"
"Another big Oscar nod for 'There Will Be Blood,' the story of a ruthless oil tycoon. Or, as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the greatest movie of all time.'" --Jay Leno
Please Don't Clap If You Are Around Cheney. Please.
Vice President Dick Cheney received a sustained standing ovation from
fellow conservatives on Wednesday, prompting the often-criticized vice
president to joke about himself.
President Bush's proposed presidential library location at SMU remained on hold Monday as a campus debate raged over whether to house the Bush Institute. It's a chance to be part of history. Among presidents George W. Bush has no equals, only superiors. - Argus Hamilton
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Virgin Galactic owner Richard Branson unveils the design of the
Spaceship Two and White Knight Two mothership at the America Museum of
Natural History in New York. Branson unveiled his newest spaceship and
said that test flights for the vessel would begin this year.