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Wednesday edition - January 23, 2008
How many lies are allowed before impeachment proceedings can begin?
Rudy
Giuliani vowed Sunday in Florida to defend America from those who hate us, but
he's fallen in the polls. His old message is no longer working. Now that we're
paying a hundred dollars a barrel they still hate us, but they're in no rush to
kill us. - Argus Hamilton
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Heath Ledger Death Prompts Bush Cancellation
The death of actor Heath Ledger prompted the White House to postpone President Bush's event on Wednesday promoting an ad campaign aimed at preventing prescription drug abuse.
Disturbing News
Osama bin Forgotten
Pervez Musharraf says he still gets the question a lot: When will Osama bin Laden and his top deputy be caught? The Pakistani president insists it's more important for his 100,000 troops on the Afghan border to root out the Taliban than search for al-Qaida leaders.
Republican Shenanigans
"Here's one of those philosophical questions. If Fred Thompson stopped campaigning, how could you tell?" --Jay Leno
California and Cuba
California
Food and Agriculture Secretary A.G. Kawamura follows agricultural secretaries
from 18 other states who have visited Cuba in recent years, and acknowledged
that California is behind many states in establishing major trade relationships
here. Despite being America's largest generator of agricultural trade, his state
shipped only $735,000 worth of farm products to Cuba in 2006, largely powdered
milk, rice and wine.
“The Reagan-Bush years, have exalted private gain over public obligation,
special interests over the common good, wealth and fame over work and family.
The 1980s ushered in a Gilded Age of greed and selfishness, of irresponsibility
and excess, and of neglect.” Bill Clinton, 1991 while
campaigning for president
"One year from today, we will swear in a new president of the United States. How about that? And, as Hillary Clinton likes to say, 'Whoever she may be.'" --Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
President Bush needs an engineer's cap to wear for the upcoming economic train
wreck.
-Zing!
Biz-Tech News
Congressional Budget Office Predicts No Recession!
The slowing U.S. economy will not sink into an election-year recession and an economic rebound is likely beginning next year as housing and financial market turmoil fades, the Congressional Budget Office forecast on Wednesday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Cheney Sighting
Vice President Dick
Cheney on Tuesday swore in Sen. Roger Wicker, R-Miss., to replace retiring Sen.
Trent Lott. Go-F***-Yourself News
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Odd News
A handout picture shows polar bear cub Flocke (Snowflake) born by polar bear Vera at the zoo in Nuremberg January 21, 2008. Flocke was separated from her mother Vera after officials at the Nuremberg zoo became concerned she might harm the cub. Now four keepers at the zoo are taking care of the cub, who needs milk every three hours. Photo/Tiergarten Nuernberg
Peace.
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