Monday edition - January 22, 2007

 

 

 

Clinton "in to win" fight for White House
Reuters Canada, Canada - 1-22-07
NEW YORK (Reuters) - US Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, in her first public appearance since joining the 2008 White House race, ...
 

Venezuela moves to seize US-owned telecom
MarketWatch - 1-22-07
 
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez moved Sunday to take over Compania Anonima Nacional Telefonos de Venezuela, known as CANTV, without first compensating its US owner, Verizon Communications Inc

US Toll in Iraq Is 27 for Deadly Weekend
New York Times, NY - 1-22-07
BAGHDAD, Jan. 21 — The United States military said that two marines died Sunday in western Iraq and that an additional seven service members ...


 

What a difference a president can make.

 


 

Coming to a bookstore near you: "George W. Bush: War Whore" - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

www.oldamericancentury.org

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


"My Pet Goat - The Sequel" Would Be a Good Name

 

You can soon add the title of author to first daughter Jenna Bush's résumé. Whispers learns that the 25-year-old blond twin of Barbara Bush is shopping a book proposal to major publishers in New York City. We're told that the project is vague and that she's initially only gauging publishers' interest. The White House wouldn't comment, but others say it will be a young-adult book based on the former grade school teacher's experiences with charity causes in Latin America.

 


ALBERTO GONZALES RIPS JUDGES FROM AMERICAN IDOL

By Don Davis

 


 

"Oh, President Bush expected, for the first time next week, in the State of the Union address, to talk about global warming. He doesn't want to, but it's either that or talk about Iraq, okay. And believe me, right now global warming's looking pretty good to him." - Jay Leno
 

 


www.internetweekly.org

 


BUSH EDITS HIS STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

By Don Davis

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

 


 

 "Former President Bush -- former President Bush announced that he's planning on celebrating his 85th birthday by jumping out of a plane. Yeah, so -- so for a few minutes, there will be two George Bushes in freefall." - Conan O'Brien
 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"Man, you believe the numbers all across the country: 25 in L.A.; 15 in New York; minus 5 in Washington. And that's just President Bush's approval rating. Boy, that's not good." - Jay Leno
 



 


 


 

Biz-Tech News


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

 


 

 "Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff is on trial for perjury. And his lawyer says he only going to select jurors who have a favorable opinion of Dick Cheney. Yeah. Experts predict that the jury will consist of 11 vampires and a werewolf." - Conan O'Brien
 


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

 

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Odd News


 

 

A four mast sail boat passed unusually close to shore over the weekend. Her masts/sails are computer operated. She is a cruise schooner and is a regular sight on the horizon here. Photo/AHNC/Costa Rica

 

 

Peace.