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Tuesday edition - January 20, 2009
Please visit the wonderful www.wrapped-in-the-flag.com
Doesn't it feel great to be an American again?
Below is my favorite patriotic song I wanted to share with you by Ray Charles - America the Beautiful
Barack Obama is still trying to get a dog for the kids. You know about that? And they're talking about a dog called a labradoodle. That's not a dog. That's George W. Bush playing Scrabble. Come on!" --David Letterman
BREAKING NEWS: Senator Ted Kennedy suffered medical trouble at luncheon
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Kenya Celebrates Their Favorite Son
Bulls and goats have been
slaughtered for the feast. Beer has been stockpiled. Movie screens and
projectors were erected.
"Did you
all see President Bush's farewell address last night? President Bush said he
always did what he thought was right. Far right, but right." --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Of, By and For:
Listen to America
Shoe Thrower Arrested
The Secret Service has
arrested and is questioning a 30-year-old man for tossing a shoe this
afternoon over the South fence of the White House.
America will get to hear those four words we’ve been waiting for, “former President George Bush,” President Bush said he is leaving Washington with his head held high, because it is the best way to spot shoes that are coming at you.- Jay Leno
Republican-Shenanigans News
More Shoe Throwers, No Arrests
Anti-war protesters threw
shoes outside the gates of the White House on President Bush's last day in
office.
Osama bin
Laden has released a new tape where he displays a shortness of breath, and
experts say it raises questions about his health. See, that’s how you know this
war has been going on too long, okay. When our enemies start dying of natural
causes.- Jay Leno Rock-The-Voter News
Hillary Hating Continues
The confirmation of Hillary
Rodham Clinton to be secretary of state will be held up for at least a day
due to the objection of a single senator. Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, said he
wanted "a full and open debate and an up-or-down vote on Sen. Clinton's
nomination."
"White
House decorators are busy right now peeling the glow in the dark stars off the
ceiling in the presidential bedroom." --Jimmy Kimmel Ads by Google
Biz-Tech News
Surprise, Surprise: Republican Screws Up The Oath Of Office for Obama
Chief Justice John Roberts
swore in President-elect Barack Obama as president of the United States on
Tuesday with a slight stumble over the wording of the oath of office ...Roberts
started reciting — and Obama repeating — the 35-word oath that is prescribed by
the Constitution.
You know, some people are really angry because the festivities for Barack Obama’s inauguration, guess what? Are gonna cost $170 million. Yeah, after hearing about it, Oprah said, “Don’t worry. This one’s on me.” She put down her Amex card made of plutonium.- Conan O'Brien
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Big interview with Dick Cheney over the weekend. Dick Cheney said that he's ... actually lovable. Dick Cheney. Actually loveable. I'm thinking about this. It really does melt your heart when he flashes that winning sneer." --David Letterman
This is also Dick Cheney’s last full day in office. Actually, he spent the entire day trying to get the price of gas back up to $4 a gallon.- Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
New Presidential Blog
As President Barack Obama was giving his inauguration speech, another transfer of power was happening online. At exactly 12 PM ET, Whitehouse.gov, the official Website of the President switched over to a new design...And, of course, there is a blog.
Email: Subject: Pas pire comme blague de 2009
Hi Lisa, this morning in my mailbox :-) been a bit free with the translation but it's all there.
"Some day in January, an old man sits on a bench in front of the White house, watching it.
He gets up and asks the soldier on guard if he can visit the White house and see President G W Bush.
Sorry Sir, G W Bush is not the president and does not live here.
The old man goes away.
The next day, the same old man sits on the same bench bench in front of the White house, watching it.
He gets up and asks the same soldier on guard if he can visit the White house and see President G W Bush.
Sorry Sir, G W Bush is not the president and does not live here.
The old man goes away.
The next day, the same old man again sits on the same bench bench in front of the White house, watching it.
He again gets up and asks the same soldier on guard if he can visit the White house and see President G W Bush.
The soldier now becomes a bit anxious.
Sorry Sir, G W Bush is not the president and does not live here.
What is it that is not clear to you?
Oh son, the old man says, it just sounds so good to hear you say this.
Whereupon the soldier jumps to attention, salutes and says " See you tomorrow Sir"
Belgium Thank you Johan. Big Hug!
Did you have a good time today?
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Odd News
President
Bush, art urinal, by Clark Sorensen. From the EXHIBIT: 'DOWN THE DRAIN' -THE
LEGACY OF GEORGE W. Peace is
now closer than ever. |
