I wonder how many times Dubya will say 9-11 in his speech tonight?
"President Bush wants to put a man on the moon by 2015. Well forget about the moon, why don't we go to Afghanistan and find Osama bin Laden." —David Letterman
Bush Wants Spotlight with State of Union Speech
"President Bush said again today that he wants to send Americans back to the moon, then to Mars and then onward into space. Of course he realized that Americans don't have any more friends on earth." —Jay Leno
Clark
Aims to Pull Rank on Kerry in New Hampshire
Groups See Conflict With Cheney, Scalia By
JONATHAN D. SALANT, Associated Press Writer
"Am I the evil genius in the corner that nobody ever sees come out of his hole? It's a nice way to operate, actually." - The Dick Cheney click here for full article
"Saddam Hussein... had enough
anthrax to kill millions, enough botulinum toxin to subject millions of people
to death by respiratory failure and enough chemical agents to kill untold
thousands. Evidence from intelligence sources... reveal that Saddam Hussein aids
and protects terrorists, including members of al Qaeda."
"Conservative groups are demanding that President Bush support a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. They feel that when the founding fathers were putting the Constitution together they made a mistake by not outlawing it. Have you ever seen the paintings of the founding fathers? The powdered wigs, the frilly collars, the pedal pushers — I think they were for it." —Jay Leno SUBJECT: Steve Bradenton's Cartoon yesterday Seeing Steve Bradenton's cartoon
of Laura Bush gives credence to the rumor that Dubya is a guy with 2 belly
buttons. And that's with Viagra!
"It occurred to me that if the early Christians were half as annoying then as the Fundamentalists of Jerry Falwell's and Pat Robertson's ilk, than there's no great mystery as to why the Romans cheered for the lions." - Bob Witkowski Click here for Bob's latest commentary on the Iowa caucus
Lisa, He won't get me down, in fact he hardens my steely perspective of the right. I am thankful for viewers like you otherwise my website would not exist. Martin Luther King Day is my
favorite holiday for two reasons:
An angry audience member
asked, "If you don't love this country, why don't you get out?"
Saturn: Lord of the rings. (NASA/Hubble)
Peace. |