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Monday edition - January 19, 2009
"I tell
you, it's cold all over the East Coast. And did you see those blizzards all over
the place? The whole country was so white the Republicans thought they were back
in charge again." --Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Hey Israel and Hamas: Stop It Already!
Israel plans to
pull all of its troops out of the Gaza Strip by the time President-elect Barack
Obama is inaugurated Tuesday, but only if Hamas militants hold their fire,
Israeli officials said.
"Bush will leave January 20th. Yes. Will it never get here? Cheney, meanwhile, said, "I'll leave when I damn well feel like it." But that's another story." --David Letterman
Disturbing News
Miserable Failure
As George W. Bush spends his
final days in office, a national poll suggests that
two-thirds of Americans see his presidency as a failure.
"Incoming
press secretary Robert Gibbs said President-elect Barack Obama will allow gays
to serve openly in the military. So the days of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' are
over. Actually, that's not quite true. Congress will continue to use the phrase
when referring to the bailout money. 'Don't Ask Us What We Did With It, We're
Not Going To Tell You Where It Went.'" --Jay Leno
Graphic by AHNC viewer Rick
Republican-Shenanigans News
Asked about Obama's
inauguration last week, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay hammered on the
cost.
www.constructiveanarchy.com/blog
President Bush gave his farewell address last week. Let’s hope he doesn’t give a forwarding address. - Laugh Lines
Rock-The-Voter News
Still Crazy After All These Years
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said on Saturday Barack Obama had the "stench" of his predecessor as U.S. president and was at risk of being killed if he tries to change the American "empire."
The worst inaugural addresses ever LiveScience.com
I suggest this Bush memoir title: “The Compete Idiot’s Guide to the Presidency.” - Laugh Lines
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Biz-Tech News
The Secret Service is reassuring Americans that should a “bird strike” occur, Air Force One is also equipped for water landings. At which point Obama will simply walk to safety. - Laugh Lines
January 20th, 2009: The InAWEguration - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"President-elect Barack Obama plans to close Guantanamo, you know, the big
holding center, the big prison, the interrogation center in Cuba. He is going to
close that down. And Dick Cheney - I thought this was interesting - Dick Cheney
said, 'Oh, fine, sure, I'm going to buy it and turn it into a vacation home.'" --David
Letterman
George W. Bush is already working on his autobiography (ghost-written by Karl Rove): I Don't Walk, I Swagger - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Go-F**k-Yourself News
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
The Good: This morning, my 22 year old son called from China and he is doing fantastic The Bad: The salmonella producing peanut butter factory is a hop, skip and a jump from my home The Ugly: I ate several packages of peanut butter crackers on Saturday (no ill effects, yet!)
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Odd News
A picture of
Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin with a halo of gas flames and a text
reading 'That doesn't warm us' is placed on a security fence outside Bulgarian
Parliament building during a protest in Sofia January 18, 2009. Peace |
