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Wednesday edition - January 15, 2008
"President Bush is currently visiting our good friends in Saudi Arabia. Today, President Bush said the Saudis are fully enlisted in the war on terrorism. Oh, yeah. So fully, they're on both sides." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Bush Bling
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - President Bush received renewed promises of bargaining for Mideast peace and a polite hearing for his warnings about Iran, and he collected major bling from his Arab hosts.
Mitt Romney won the Michigan primary. To celebrate, he handed out air fresheners to laid off auto workers living in their cars. - Tony Peyser
Disturbing News Exit Polling
Despite urging from some
activists like Daily Kos' Markos Moulitsas that Michigan Democrats vote for Mitt
Romney over John McCain,
CNN exit polling indicates the Arizona Republican won the liberal vote.
"According to Google trends, this tracks what people look up on the Internet, people in the world most likely to look up homosexual activity are in Saudi Arabia. Boy, that's the ultimate dilemma for Republicans. Gays with oil. Uh-oh!" --Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
Strange Bedfellows
In an effort to help Sen. Larry Craig, the
American Civil Liberties Union is
arguing that people who have sex in public bathrooms have an expectation of
privacy.
Chris Matthews Doesn't Rewrite History About the Clintons, He Just Makes It Up
Twins in England who were separated at birth got married without knowing they were brother and sister. In America, there's a name for people like this: Huckabee supporters. - Tony Peyser
How bashing Hillary backfired By Joe
Conason
Rock-The-Voter News
In Iraq Till 2018?
Iraq's defense minister
said on Monday his country would need foreign military help to defend its
borders
for another 10 years and would not be able to maintain internal security until
2012.
Biz-Tech News
Katie Couric Says John McCain's Wife Looks Like A Husky
"She looks like a husky, those weird blue eyes," she said. "Cindy McCain has the most intense blue eyes . . . They were so intense, I couldn't stop staring at her. She must have thought I was weird."
Bush-Prison-Torture News
The Good Life
[T]he president and his
advisers Elliott Abrams and Josh Bolten went native, lounging in floor-length,
fur-lined robes,
as if they
were Peter O’Toole and Omar Sharif. Go-F***-Yourself News
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Odd News
A
humanoid robot moves its legs at a laboratory in Seika town in Kyoto prefecture,
western Japan, January 15. Japanese and US researchers have said they have
created a humanoid robot that acts according to the brain activity of a monkey
all the way across the Pacific.
Peace.
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