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Gee, what ever happened to Compassionate Conservatism?

"Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for." –David Letterman
 

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US missile strike kills 16 in Pakistan Los Angeles Times

• Roadside bomb kills 5 family members in Afghan

• Iraq's electoral commission bars 500 candidates

• Iraq sentences 11 to death for government bombings

• US issues terror warning for Malaysian state

• Cost of Iraq, Afghanistan tops $1 trillion  Reuters

Rogue Jets?

In early 2008, an official at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security sent a report to his superiors detailing what he called "the most significant development in the criminal exploitation of aircraft since 9/11."

The document warned that a growing fleet of rogue jet aircraft was regularly crisscrossing the Atlantic Ocean.
 

"Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'" –David Letterman
 

Disturbing News

• Aid groups struggle to get food, water to Haitians

• UN: Looters break into UN warehouses in Haiti

• Scientists warned Haiti officials of quake in '08

"Sarah Palin will be a regular contributor to Fox News. She signed a three-year contract, which means she should be there for, what, six months?" –Jimmy Kimmel
 

Sarah Does A Flip Flop?

The former governor's upcoming speech at a liquor convention in Las Vegas doesn't square with her previous efforts to dry out Alaska.

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Mass. Senate poll shows shift toward GOP candidate

• Texas GOP gov. candidates clash over taxes, jobs  Dallas Morning News

• Arizona Rep. John Shadegg won't seek re-election

• South Carolina: Governor Censured by State House New York Times

• Scalia (yes, Scalia) invokes foreign law in court

"Impeached Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, what a moron this guy is. He's in trouble after saying he's 'blacker than Barack Obama.' Barack Obama? He's not even blacker than Sammy Sosa." –Jay Leno
 

Strom Thurmond’s Ghost Returns to Give His ‘Reid’ on Harry

By Don Davis

Rock-The-Voter News

• Arkansas man pleads guilty to threatening to kill Obama CNN

• Obama ally Reid in danger of losing re-election bid

• Democrats reach deal on "Cadillac" health tax

• Harold Ford Implodes

"Well of course, the big political story, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid got himself in hot water during the election, when he described Barack Obama as a 'light-skinned' African-American 'with no negro dialect.' See, that may explain why Reid was the Senate majority leader and not the Senate minority leader." –Jay Leno
 

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil slips below $79 amid stronger US dollar

• Obama tells banks: `We want our money back'

• As Wallets Open For Haiti, Credit Card Companies Take A Big Cut

• Haiti Gets Aid from Google, Microsoft, Other Tech Companies eWeek

• Geithner will defend secretive AIG bailout deals

• US newspaper industry 'bible' Editor & Publisher sold

• Microsoft's browser flaw exposed Google to hackers

• China tries to limit Google dispute fallout AP

Google is prepared to take on the Chinese government over the issue of censorship. I think I like Google's State Department better than the US's. - Will Durst

David Letterman's Top Ten Highlights of Sarah Palin's First Day At FOX News

10. Ruined office floor by drilling for oil.
9. Detached a retina from winking at the camera.
8. Got confused -- thought she signed with QVC.
7. Pistol-whipped three guys who called her "Tina."
6. Released a statement saying she won't follow Leno.
5. At lunchtime, Todd picked her up driving snowmobile through lobby.
4. Sad to learn there was no actual fox to hunt.
3. Hosted a "Fire Dave" roundtable.
2. Actually found a place with more white people than Alaska.
1. Announced plans to run for President in 2010 .

According to Steve Schmidt, Sarah Palin said her choice as VP nominee was part of God's plan. Apparently, God has a great sense of humor.- Will Durst

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• US said to eye DC for Gitmo trial

"President Obama's approval rating is down to 46 percent. But the White House has an idea for how to get it back up again. What they're going to do is bring back Bush and Cheney for a week." –Jimmy Kimmel

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Editor suggests group Liz Cheney fronts is bogus Raw Story

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