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Monday edition - January 15, 2007
I have often wondered which Bush's choice of weapon would be if he was on the battlefield - a golf club or a mountain bike?
"The good news is last night President Bush finally admitted he's made mistakes in Iraq. The bad news is he's planning to make the same mistakes again." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
The Danger of Using the Words "Bush" and "Library" in the Same Sentence
HOUSTON, Jan. 13 — With growing faculty unease over
plans to enshrine President Bush’s official papers and a policy institute at
Southern Methodist University in Dallas, the process of creating the nation’s
13th presidential library is off to a familiar start: discord.
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"Bush is going to send more troops to Iraq. That's the solution. And I was thinking, do you think he'd being doing this if he were still in the National Guard.?" --David Letterman
"People who watched the speech said President Bush looked uncomfortable. And I was thinking, of course -- he was in a library surrounded by books." --David Letterman
Strange Bedfellows
THE
European head of a mysterious enterprise that has become one of Australia's
largest sporting sponsors has previous
links to the multinational company Halliburton, to a businessman
convicted of possessing heroin, and to a company whose shares collapsed
spectacularly on the London stockmarket.
BAR ASSOCIATION BANS LAWYERS FROM REPRESENTING … THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION
Republican Shenanigans
"President Bush also said that all the military commanders who have looked at his plan say it will work. That's because all the ones who said it wouldn't work aren't military commanders anymore." --Jay Leno
“And
according to ‘The Wall Street Journal,’ there’s been more than a 50% increase in
orders for giant yachts 90 feet or longer. President Bush said, ‘This is proof
the tax cuts are working. They’re providing job for literally dozens of yacht
builders.’” - Jay Leno
Own Any Exxon or Chevron Stock?
TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras, Jan. 14 ( Reuters) — Honduras
will take temporary control of foreign-owned oil storage terminals as part of a
government import program meant to drive down fuel prices, President Manuel
Zelaya said late on Saturday.
Biz-Tech News
“President Bush will address the nation tomorrow night, and his speech is going to preempt the television show ‘Deal or no Deal.’ Yeah. To appease fans of the show, the President will hide his Iraq strategy in one of 26 suitcases.” - Conan O'Brien
Bush-Prison-Torture News
David Letterman: Top Ten Features Of George Bush’s New Iraq Plan 10. Make the war best two-out-of-three. 9. Blame it on that crazy New York gas leak. 8. Convene blue-ribbon study group; ignore recommendations. 7. Consult with Rumsfeld, who's now working as a casino greeter. 6. Sit on ass until January 2009; let Hillary figure it out. 5. Send Cheney to Baghdad with a shotgun. 4. Tax cuts for the rich. 3. Put Giants coach Tom Coughlin in charge of enemy, watch them collapse. 2. Raise money for escalation by robbing Mick Jagger’s apartment. 1. Dig up Saddam and execute him again.”
Go-F***-Yourself News
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Effects of Drugs and Alcohol on Spider Webs
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Odd News
The McNaught Comet streaks across the evening sky over Devil's Head mountain, left, in the Canadian Rocky Mountains, west of Cremona, Alberta, Canada, on Thursday, Jan. 11, 2007. (PHOTO/CP,Jeff McIntosh)
Peace.
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