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Tuesday edition - January 15, 2007
Bush has had such a good time in the Middle East. He's viewed thoroughbred horses, danced with sabers and even got an award. He's the Celebrator-in-chief! "President George W. Bush is in the Middle East. He's over there right now because his approval rating is higher. ... Bush would like to settle the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. He's so confident about doing this that he's already unfolding the 'Mission Accomplished' banner." --David Letterman
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
It's awesome to see the President in the Middle East, a land for which he has so much passion to cash-in. - Grant Gerver SeriousKidding.com
Disturbing News
"This is
a ridiculous election. If I hear this word 'change' one more time, I'm going to
change the channel. ... Even Mitt Romney, who is running for president as Ward
Cleaver, is for change. Every time he gets up there, he says, 'I love change.
Change is good. Who doesn't like change? Whatever I just said, I'd like to
change that.'" --Bill Maher
Praying: Republican Style
Colorado
Springs Republican Douglas Bruce, an anti-tax crusader sworn in this afternoon
to fill a state House vacancy, kicked RMN photographer Javier Manzano, who had
crouched before Bruce as he stood for the chamber's morning prayer.
Republican Shenanigans News
With George Bush working his magic in person in the Holy Land, Al Qaeda and the Taliban have decided to kick off a recruiting drive: "Double the virgins for martyrs who sign up today!" - Grant Gerver SeriousKidding.com
Meanwhile, Back In The Pacific
The head of U.S. forces in the Pacific pushed China on Tuesday for more transparency over its military build-up and suggested its growing might was aimed at Taiwan, the self-ruled island Beijing claims as its territory.
Rock-The-Voter News
The Surge Is Working?
RAMADI, Iraq (AFP) - The
US military will hand over to Iraqi control the huge province of Anbar within
three months, a senior officer said,
reflecting a sharp turnaround for a region once a hotbed of insurgency.
Biz/Tech News
The Detroit Auto Show unveiled fifty new models for six thousand journalists Sunday. The new sport utility vehicles are larger than ever. The average American car weighs fifty percent more than it did twenty years ago but then so does the average American. - Argus Hamilton
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Darryl Virostko wipes out while surfing a wave during the Mavericks surf
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